Praise me!

You have to. It’s the law of Halaima.

I am a trueborn Goddess of Highsec.

You wish you could shove it.

I’m just a sexy lady.

My friends are doing well in EVE.

My enemies gnash their teeth in vain.

For them, every day is a struggle for survival.

Simp or die. It’s that simple.

Disobedient miners get the blasters.

Loyal citizens get rewarded.

James 315 might be dead (permabanned), but his spirit lives on!

Wheeee!

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