Some people don’t appreciate our hard work.
They prefer to play with bots.
Well, we can’t please everyone.
Some of them, we don’t even want to please.
However, these miners are begging for attention.
We must keep them SAFE.
They might get frustrated (or abusive), but they need tough love.
Unlike nullsec blobbears, our work is creative and inspiring.
Across the galaxy, people are watching and approving.
EvE Online is the best game, ever!