It’s hard to keep track of all my victories.

James 315 was the most influential player in the history of EvE Online, because he placed me on a pedestal of purified antimatter. When I was just an innocent little noobling, he recognized me as a trueborne Princess of Agil.

Unfortunately, some people just don’t get it.

Stupid people don’t know how stupid they are.

FACT: I’m the greatest capsuleer… ever.

Recently, I tried ganking in nullsec, where CONCORD doesn’t exist.

The bots were amazed.

I’m pretty good at this.

Ganking is a LOT easier without CONCORD.

Apparently, when you play on easy mode, you get killmarks?

Hey, that’s pretty cool!

I’m the perfect woman, a total -10.

That’s right.

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