Woe to 1DQ

Well, hello there!

All gunkers are groons. Garrrrar etc.

We lost everything in Delve, so now we hide in Highsec.

Lin Sa La had a cunning plan.

Could she spam the gunks away?

Like all miners, she needs guidance.

These are actual screenshots from EvE Online!

The temper tantrum gradually subsided.

James 315 would have loved this miner.

I’m just a despotic totalitarian tyrant.

Across the galaxy, miners yearn for the return of their Saviour.

Will he ever keep them safe?

Doubt.

Oh well…

Cheerzah bravs!

SILENT DEATH

Silent Death is a Highsec mining operation.

They recruited Lucy, which is an anagram for Lucy.

The miners were happy to meet another no life.

Highsec mining is COOL. B)

However, something was stalking them…

PLOT TWIST: Lucy was one of them

…and that’s the story of how Ycoco died silently.

BONUS CONTENT

Benji has been playing in Pochven.

Actually, all miners NEED a permit.

Silly bears!