
Watch out for gankers!

Coming soon, to your home system!

Ouch, yes!

Ganking is grandma approved.

That’s right.

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Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Watch out for gankers!
Coming soon, to your home system!
Ouch, yes!
Ganking is grandma approved.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Previously, we met CABO4EvER.
CABO4EVER > 26 days 26 days..23 days…26 days.. have the time, dont worry:) i amwatching you ALL…every step…
He has a lot of alts.
Morghana Chase > jesus it’s busy today
Mr Lexon > yes pirates mining the Ice belt
Mr Lexon > and finaly thay had a kill
CABO claimed a draw.
KINGCABO > looks like even money to me
Learza Thiesant > Calm down Miner
KINGCABO > lmao you guys are so pathetic
CABO was not upset.
CABO4EVER > up yours, i willlmao
Learza Thiesant > you’re not a nice person
CABO4EVER > YOU ARE
Mr Lexon > dont intimidate me
Mr Lexon > dont y have other to do tha kill defenless miners?
Mr Lexon > probably acording to zkillboard the only thing y god at
Mr Lexon > so there y go, pirates all of you
Although, Mr Lexon was concerned.
Mr Lexon > curent pirates in system
Mr Lexon > I recond the hole corp is pirates…
Synthale > Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Mr Lexon > yes
CABOSOLDIERS > got my rum right next to me, lmao:)
Mr Lexon > Pirates mining the ice belt
Mr Lexon > all you do is KILL defensless miners
Mr Lexon > Next time, I bring a fleet.
Mr Lexon > also you pull concord
Mr Lexon > just need a video on you doing it…
Mr Lexon > your corp not war decable… so
Mr Lexon > there is limit to what I can do…
CABO was having a good time.
CABO4EVER > LETS PLAY…:)
CABO4EVER > 11 ROCKS TO GO
KINGCABO > WANT ME GONE, THINK AGAIN..:)
KINGCABO > game on, lmao
CABO4EVER > HEHEHEHEHE
CABOSOLDIERS > LETS ROCK….:)
CABO4EVER > REMEMBER: I AM 18 HRS ONLINE A DAY, LMAO
CABO4EVER > CABO IS BACK:)
CABO IS BACK:)
KINGCABO > WHAT YOU GONA BRING NOW, LMAO
KINGCABO > FIRST CATS, THEN..WHAT WAS THE OTHER ONE?
KINGCABO > NOW THALOS…AND NEXT?
KINGCABO > LMAO..
KINGCABO > COME ON..
KINGCABO > BRING IT ON..
CABOSOLDIERS > INSTEAD OF STANDING STILL AND COMPRESS, WILL JUMP AND COMPRESS, LMAO
EvE Online is a fun game.
CABOSOLDIERS > TNX GUYS
CABOSOLDIERS > DONT NEED TO JUMP 6 9 JUMP FOR ICE
CABOSOLDIERS > hit me again so i can jump again…
CABOSOLDIERS > whoooooooaaaaaaaa
CABOSOLDIERS > i am beginning to like this game, lol
CABOSOLDIERS > hehehehehehehe
CABOSOLDIERS > YOU R KEEPING MINERS AWAY, I GET ALL BELT FOR MY SELF, LMAO
You Blew Up > i like YOU CAPS LOCK talk… its really sane of you
CABOSOLDIERS > RIGHT HERE
CABOSOLDIERS > EXACTLY, I LIKE IT BLOWED UP, LMAO
CABO4EVER > HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Even Mr Lexon thinks CABO is crazy.
Mr Lexon > i GES YOU USE CAPITALES BECUSE YOU HAVE PROBLEM TO READ, SO I HELP YOU WITH CAPITAL
CABOSOLDIERS > INSTEAD OF STANDING STILL AND COMPRESS, WILL JUMP AND COMPRESS, LMAO
Learza Thiesant > Its ok. Stay Calm Miner
CABO4EVER > dont think so, ganker..:)
Oops.
Andee was not happy.
He only lost a little bit.
Seems fair.
)
He just needs a mining permit.
Previously, Erotica 1 was permabanned.
So he decided to buy CCP.
Before long, he began selling NFTs.
He thus invented “ironic” investing.
Why not invest with a scammer, for lolz?
Seems legit.
He could scam you, but he won’t – cuz it’s funny?
This sounds a lot like securities fraud.
Erotica just needed a little help.
A guaranteed return, eh?
This is when things got extra weird.
Uh…
So he decided to buy the Bahamas, and run for President.
One million dollars soon became a hundred billion.
Never go full batshit crazy.
Why not?
*smile and nod*
Bruh…
To be continued…
Trun had to pee.
I know, cuz he told me.
Gross!
He is not a happy miner.
Trun has a potty mouth.
What a naughty little goblok.
He pled not guilty.
However, he was found guilty by a jury of his superiors.
For one thing, he is guilty of antiganking.
He’s also guilty of needing help.
What a pitiful bear.
So naturally, he had a temper tantrum.
Crazy!
Oh… he had more to say.
The phantom provision lives on!
Wow, this miner still yapping?
Miners disgust me.
He concluded by gaslighting everyone…
…and urging us to have more sex.
He also threatened to report us.
I don’t think he likes us.
What a silly!
Miners are our greatest generation.
Listening to: Democracy Manifest
Well, hello there.
One day, the ban hammer slipped.
Neffi Cake (aka Luci Gotti) got banned, permanently, maybe.
Investigative Princess Aiko investigates…
Meanwhile, ISD Redacted was summoned to space court.
Likewise, Redline doesn’t care.
The other miners accuse CCP of international crimes.
Damning chatlogs prove CCP devs are Snuffed Out alts.
Of course, they deny everything.
So Neffi banned all the CCP/Snuff devs from his discord.
Seems legit.
The truth is out there.
Is Neffi going to prison?
No, that’s Adrian Vexier…
Neffi was banned for something else.
Why???
Fortunately, Neffi has contacted a higher power.
NATO forces are on high alert.
Reddits have been reddited…
… and unreddited.
CCP fought the law, and the law won.
Snuffed Out is going to the big house.
Neffi just wants to play EvE Online.
Will Hellmar unban his biggest fan?
This is a paid advertisement…
omg he’s soooo hot
Did Neffi do anything wrong?
Regardless, Neffi will continue trying to login.
As always, Highsec gankers stand with Neffi.
We want him to undock.
Just let him play, and we will take care of him…
Save the whales!
Cheerzah!
To be continued?
*BONUS CONTENT*
***BEHIND THE SCENES LIVEBLOG***
Antigankers love to simp.
That’s fun.
It’s the end of an era.
Why antigank, when you can go to lowsec?
What plebs!
Wow, half price EvE Online!
In Eve Online, some things never change.
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee….
Lexi is not calm.
Gankers are not miners.
Why won’t the gankers go away?
I finally answered the original question.
ScReeching intensifies…
Silly miners!
Lexi knows how to outsmart the gunkers.
Eyeroll.
What’s wrong with these people?
*Postscript*
*Lexi’s Perspective*
Princess Aiko is the best.
She always blog about ME))))
haha I’m not an NPC l’mao
283 + a blueprint?
…and an Orca… plus a Hulk?
That’s not what I asked for!
Haha, keep blogging space secretary.
Keep going, u dumb b.
There’s more…
I tried Aiko… and she blogged about it.
She loves blogging, especially with me.
Haha, I hope that miner writes her daily.
Aiko wasn’t a lezzi last night))))
I bet she wants to blog me again.
That girl is annoyed, paranoid, and full of void.