Category: Agents

Sexting Online

I receive a lot of email.

Oh boy, let’s take a look.

Learza sent me his schedule.

Interesting!

Kain Qo was in the mood.

I call it Sexting Online.

Next!

Miners make me piuk.

They have no purpose.

We can help them.

I love it!

Romance Online.

It looks like they had a second date.

T’ai loves to suck.

What a miner!

Next!

I love dicks.

Is CCP glad of what they made?

Let’s put a breeze in the Hulks.

This is EvE Online!

Cheerzah!

Staying Busy

Jax Ranius > cunts

Tina DeWalt > FAGGETS
Tina DeWalt > STUPID FUCKS
Tina DeWalt > AGAIN
Tina DeWalt > STUPID FUCKS
Tina DeWalt > GET LOST
Tina DeWalt > FIND A DIFFERENT SYSTEM
Tina DeWalt > STOP GANKING MINERS YOU DUMB FUCKS
Zopiclone > Miner calm down
Tina DeWalt > FUCK YOU
Tina DeWalt > GET OUT OF MY SYSTEM

Miners are crazy!

Zopiclone > Your system?
Tina DeWalt > YEP
Zopiclone > You seem to be lost…
Tina DeWalt > OR SHOULD I HUNT YOU ALL DOWN ONE AT A TIME AND GANK YOUR ASSES
Zopiclone > You dont have a Valid Mining Permit.
Tina DeWalt > FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB SHIT
Tina DeWalt > HOW’S THAT FOR A PERMIT?
Zopiclone > You will require a Mining Permit for both of your Hulks
Tina DeWalt > FUCK YOU
Tina DeWalt > GO FUCK YOURSELF
Zopiclone > And because you swore you will pay 200 Million ISK per ship for the year
Tina DeWalt > YEAH NOT HAPPENING
Zopiclone > Calm down Miner

Tina had more to say.

Tina DeWalt > I THINK I’M GOING TO HUNT YOU ALL DOWN ONE AT A TIME AND GANK YOUR ASSES
Tina DeWalt > SOUNDS LIKE FUN TO ME
Tina DeWalt > I WILL GANK BACK REMEMBER THAT
Zopiclone > Sounds like youre over reacting…
Tina DeWalt > kill yourself and do us all a favor
Zopiclone > In game right?

PLOT TWIST: Tina is not a miner.

Tina DeWalt > I don’t mine lol i pretend
Zopiclone > I am really trying to understand…
RRISNER > Gankers are cowards and don’t know how to actually play Eve Online. Enjoy your moment of glory for it will never come again.
Zopiclone > ….??? It comes every 20 minutes