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Anyways…
Lister is an antiganker.
He warns his fellow AFK miners.
What a guy.
Another win for the antigankers, right?
Have I ever mentioned…
…miners are kinda stupid, right?
No gankers gank you, ok miner.
Tavory lost everything, forever and ever.
Antigankers are dumb.
Surprise! Baited on a free pod.
Ch’lana got dunked, as her alt Maako noticed.
Learza offered some friendly advice.
This was the end of Maako’s space adventure.
Miner Sarcasim interrupted, ruining the moment.
Sarcasim cries more than Maako.
He declared a time war.
This helped Learza sell more mining permits.
Previously, Tee Ka got Pkd, again and again…
His self-proclaimed antiganking career was not going well.
For some reason, he suddenly left my Highsec miner’s guild.
Then he doubled down on antiganking rhetoric.
He was downright hostile.
This went on for quite awhile.
He didn’t like the answer.
Once again, Tee Ka vowed to greet us on the gates.
He eventually found a soapbox in Kamio.
To be continued…
Previously, on AikoBomp…
Our elite team engaged in competitive PvPvE.
We are hunting the momship.
The miners tried a last minute report defense.
That didn’t work.
Their tears were pitiful, yet plentiful.
The bears brainstormed a solution.
Then they began to give up.
As always, this was amusing.
To be continued…
Previously, on AikoBomp…
Tee Ka became an antiganker.
Then he invited me to mine with him?
However, I’m not a miner.
This would imperil our friendship.
Whoops!
The poor little guy got gunked on (yet again).
So Tee Ka cried at his best friend, Piper.
He urged her to betray Aiko!
To be continued…
Previously, on Aikotopia.com…
Tee Ka became an antiganker.
Nothing could calm him down.
However, first he had to survive.
Unfortunately, this would require a lot of Highsec mining.
As an antiganker, he did his best to warn other miners.
However, he still has a soft spot for me.
In fact, Tee Ka has a lot of ganker friends.
He listed each of them.
It’s fair to say, Tee Ka likes me a lot.
However, he questions my good nature.
For some reason, he told me all about himself.
The antiganker decided to try his luck.
To be continued…
Previously, on AikoBompr…
Tee Ka declared himself a miner rebel.
The poor little guy had a rough time in Highsec.
Oof!
He vowed to become an antiganker.
Tee offered a lot of folksy wisdom.
As a member of my mining corp, he struggled to make miner friends.
The rebel leader had a curious history.
Like most Highsec miners, he was pathetic.
What would happen next?
To be continued…
Cultural Center is a miner bumper.
100 million, or risk bump.
Muutaras urged the miners of Kamio to revolt.
Longtime readers will recall Kamio has always been uncivilized.
Muutaras vowed to devour the griefers.
He stood proudly on his soapbox.
Cultural patiently explained the law.
He also taught Muutaras some history.
Does anybody remember JTClone Ares?
Thanks for the free isk, bro!
Muutaras began brainstorming a plot.
Unfortunately, his rebel clout was diminished by his own history.
Muutaras is a graduate of the Princess Aiko School of Mining.
Even rebel leaders need a mining permit.
Muutaras made Cultural feel better.
Listening to: All Day, All Night
I’m kinda not an asshole.
Your alliance is absolute trash.
You should be weary.
We will finish your space adventure.
Holy Aiko guideth me.
Her blasters are made from dead miners.
Her ponytail is dipped in their virgin blood.
Let no miner retain neutrons.
May she blog about me always.
We are the Guardians of Highsec.
Good fight!
That’s right!
What?
Tee Ka is a morality miner.
He prayed for us all.
Tee Ka is also a space lawyer.
Fortunately, he discovered the CODE.
He didn’t like it.
The rebellion was short lived.
Tee Ka was quickly overwhelmed by cats.
He fought the law, and the law won.
Tee Ka was scared straight.
So naturally, he joined my mining corporation.
Believe it or not, but newbros love gankers.
Unlike antigankers or gankbears, we are fun to hang out with.
Tee Ka was impressed by our elite PvP skills.
However, Tee Ka was also concerned.
Fortunately, everything was fine.
So he turned his attention to the CODE.
He had one simple request.
Aiko Danuja > Tee Ka please help us write a good code
Tee Ka > make it illagal to gank unarmed pilots withour warning, give them 60 sec to leave or pay the price, this would set you guys as the true side of good and justice, them firms of penalty
Aiko Danuja > that’s what we do!
Tee Ka > no that not what you do
Aiko Danuja > if u werent given a 60 sec warning, u should contact internal affairs
In fact, his proposal was already implemented by existing legislation.
There was just one last concern.
He was worried about Princess Aiko.
So he offered some fatherly advice.
Every Princess needs a Daddy.
Fortunately, he forgave on me.
