It’s not easy being a miner.
I wish they would go away.
Time to move along, miner…
Ya know?
That’s right.
EZPZ
Category: antigankers
New Respect
Krig’s Korner, Episode 16
What a battle.
Our team lost nothing.
FLAWLESS VICTORY!
One man, destroyed them all.
Arion Yael > TLHOG The safety guy took the drones
TLHOG > well the drones were always a sacrifes
It began with a fight over drones.
Manolo Acosta > Are they attacking you?
Arion Yael > Yeah
Manolo Acosta > run?
Arion Yael > I’m scrammed
Before long, things escalated.
Eloum Heir > My orca 🙁
TLHOG > did you lose it?
Eloum Heir > Not yet
BitComet > how much shiled u got left?
Eloum Heir > 28%
Eloum Heir > Help is coming
Aunmia Serine > Anyone arrived yet?
Aunmia Serine > well that was worth a try lol
However, help was on the way?
Rimmer of Smeg > ive got 3 on way but 6 jumps out
Rimmer of Smeg > if we free you get the hell docked
Rimmer of Smeg > and dont fly it for 30 days
Indigo Lockhaven > well concord got me
This is when things started to go wrong.
Terribly wrong.
Eloum Heir > My orca is almost dead
kaos hayabusa > damn man
Rimmer of Smeg > Eloum Heir allign to dock so you get out
Eloum Heir > I’m already alligned 🙂
kaos hayabusa > how much time estimated to die?
Rimmer of Smeg > someone finish him off!
Bro, wtf?
Captain Janeway
Antigankers are not very smart.
They are salty miners.
Jesus is my scout.
Indeed.
Fucking CCP… amirite?
That’s right.
Dryson’s Big Hunt
Welcome!
Dryson is a typical antiganker.
He’s a certified miner.
A real EvE Online expert.
What a character.
He likes to theorycraft new antiganking mechanics.
This is the DrysonBennington.
Our boy been failing a long time.
Dryson is no good at antiganking.
He’s a textbook whiteknight carebear.
Real classy guy.
Like, ok.
He has a lot of ideas.
Bro, what?
Dryson doesn’t like the game.
He doesn’t like ganking.
He especially doesn’t like that I actually show up.
I think he’s crazy.
He wanted us to gank the WuFlu! What?
The boy is all bark, and no bite.
Recently, he vowed to dunk us out of existence (again).
Nobody showed up for his fleet.
Dryson got a ‘kill’.
He urged the miners to fight back.
Nobody cared.
He even tried to recruit a bot.
The hunt concluded early.
It only lasted a minute. xD
Dryson was arrested by CONCORD.
To be continued?
Foggle Lopperbottom
What happened?
Sarcasim and Sarcasum
Cool story bro.
Some miners are into pegging.
I don’t judge.
Ok…
It’s about the hypocsy.
Highsec miners are weirdos, irl.
Antigankers are especially dumb.
Gankers are always on system.
Yes, he’s lonely and bad at EvE Online.
If you are a fury, Safety is the place for you.
Every miner needs a Safety helmet.
If you are feebleminded, you may enjoy mining.
Consider yourself manifested to text.
What a guy.
To be continued…
Tee Ka Gets PKd, Part 9
Previously, Tee Ka vowed to destroy me.
However, he done got PKd.
Fortunately, he did have one small victory.
Otherwise, it was all downhill.
Tee Ka salted at all the men in my life.
They agreed he was a little crazy.
He was a real bingo card.
All this attention isn’t free.
To be continued…
Ganking is Rape, Right?
Everybody knows, PvP is inherently sexual.
Non-consensual PvP is literally rape IRL.
Look, serial gate rapers are NOT cool.
However, Io offers a sensible rebuttal.
Is ganking ACTUALLY rape?
Also, is this maybe offensive?
I find ‘rape’ allegations to be a bit much.
Look, I enjoy sexting whilst ganking, but that’s not rape.
What if I call miners ‘raper bots’ or ‘pedobears’?
I think I’d get banned straight away!
Let’s see what a ‘gate rape’ actually looks like.
As you can see, 2scared was just an innocent young girl.
Uh…
This is the EvE Online I remember…
Miners are fucking crazy, IRL.
At least, CCP enforces the EULA fairly and evenly.
What’s next, bumping is genocide?
FlipDuces FlipsOut
Thanks Goon director! Welcome to my humble blog…
FlipDuces lost a pod.
He vowed to stand against cyberbullies in EvE Online.
It’s his pod, and he’ll cry if he wants to.
You would cry too, if it happened to you!
IRL mass shooter FlipDuces is not scared of guns.
This is why I play EvE Online.
Are all miners cannibals?
I sure love candy.
Will FlipDuces ever find revenge?
Or will he just circlejerk himself forever?
What a nice merch miner.
