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TrueRoyalty has a religious faith.
The earthquakes in Turkey and Syria were inspiring.
Like most miners, True is one of the good guys.
Antigankers love the miners.
Remember, CCP said that gankers are griefers!
Miners are God’s chosen people.
In EvE Online, you can be anything you want.
TrueRoyalty roleplays as a crazy person (in real life).
You reap what you sow!
TRIGGER WARNING: MEAN WORDS
I always think, ya know, I got other things I’d rather do than play EvE Online, or write about it… but then I log in, and encounter the incredible stupidity of Idiocracy Online.
Previously, I discussed how incompetent antigankers continually fail, whilst roleplaying success. It’s never clear what they accomplished, but they sure as hell didn’t stop any gankers.
Recently, we spotted Highsec Plebtards camping Juunigashi with Stormbringers, desperately hoping to sperg lightning bolts in a windowlicking attempt to save a freighter.
The obvious solution was to warp into Uedama (with the dummydumdums following like Keystone Cops), as we then warped into Ikao, and back into Juunigashi to kill the target.
I could not conceal my contempt.
I honestly question the time I’ve invested in EvE, but at least I’m going down in history as the all time greatest. However, how does one justify investing even more time (years more than me), and yet failing to come close? It’s like, when you are slamming homeruns out of the stadium, how can you possibly have respect for a permapleb who is drunk on antifreeze and all-you-can-eat chilidogs?
Running a bunch of alts is bad enough, but imagine running a bunch of alts and failing to accomplish anything!
Apparently, some people refer to their alts as “we”.
The antiganker posed an interesting question…
I once heard of a turboautist, who wasted years following Jason, Joe/Bob, Aussie, brainlet, Benji, loyal/Trump, etc.
This goblok would always believe he saved a freighter, proudly proclaiming, “Freighter saaaaaaaaved.”
I simply cannot stand a stupid man.
However, did “we” save the freighter?
Apparently not!
Suddenly, the loser didn’t want to gloat.
Eventually, he showed the true nature of the whiteknight.
I believe him.
I’m cute!
Would you take a jump freighter through Uedama?
Is there another way to move your jump freighter?
Where were the antigankers???
The once mighty CODE. alliance had terminal autism.
Literally, autism.
NOL Director Super Perforator was unwell.
Super declared war on Aiko!
He roleplayed “victory”.
Victorious gankers should stop ganking. Right?
Super Perfie had no time for gankers.
Perfie preferred antigankers.
However, a princess cannot abide antigankers…
So Super Perforator ban/muted all the gankers.
Perfie was seduced by antiganker “agent” Knowledgeminer
Fortunately, Aiko has powerful friends in Highsec.
Knowledgeminer was arrested!
However, Super Perforator continued to harbor antigankers.
Meanwhile, Perfie autistically denied the death of James 315.
Inevitably, The Conference Elite denounced New Order Logistics.
Everyone said NOL is trash.
So TCE decided to form a new alliance, without NOL.
Stay tuned for a brief history of the CODE. alliance.
To be continued…
Bee well.
They know where we are, and what we are doing.
However, antigankers continue to permafail.
Their time has no value. They have nothing better to do.
The old meme rings true.
It sucks to suck!
Antiganking losers can’t stop us.
We will never ever stop.
The Highsec Failteam won’t save you.
There is only one way to stay SAFE.
You must obey the LAW.
Windowlickers can’t protect your freight.
Cheers!
Welcome to EvE Online.
Miners are often calm.
Mining permits are just 100 million isk.
It’s a rent increase.
Right now, we have a special.
It’s dangerous out there.
Each day of reality is a full year in EvE Online. Obviously, battleships cannot repair catastrophic damage in the blink of an eye, nor can a spaceship accelerate instantaneously to velocities exceeding several thousand times the speed of light. That’s nonsense.
We experience EvE through a relativistic blur. One minute lasts six hours. Consequently, capsuleers are ancient space vampires, hundreds and even thousands of years old.
James 315 died in Poinen, on May 17, 2012. That was three thousand eight hundred and thirty-five years ago.
It’s been nearly a millenia, since we acknowledged this, with a modest funeral. Roleplayers continue to praise an absent messiah, but people without autism move on.
Meanwhile, CCP has waged a Great Crusade against non-profit ganking. Apparently, if you steal billions from a new player, that’s ok. However, if you gank a half penny Venture, then you are a born again griefer. With this in mind, for the past few years, I have been meditating in lowsec. What is the future of ganking, after CCP changes the rules?
Antigankers are so incompetent, that CCP decided to nerf bumping, increase hitpoints, remove tether, and prevent docking. However, if CCP truly doesn’t support PvP gameplay, then why bother? I’ve got better things to do, than fight carebear developers. If they really want to convert EvE into a boring AFK grind simulator, well ok!
Ever since Falcon left CCP, emergent gameplay has been nerfed and restricted. The PvP community has declined, and content has evaporated. James 315 was inspired by Falcon, but today we live in a different reality. It’s no longer the same game.
I was thinking about this last year (yesterday), when I arrived in Gamis. It was here, two thousand years ago, where Kalorned established his home. A lot of people claim James 315 loved them. However, who did James 315 actually write about?
This is for you, Kalooronded.
I made a profit, but that was never my intent.
Today’s gem comes from antiganker Githany Red.
Githany has been “a bit bored” because there isn’t sufficient opportunity to fight gankers. Her recommendation is that CCP allow gankers to dock in Highsec. That’s a good idea!
When NPCs start doing your job, you run out of things to do. I feel sorry for antigankers, and hope they don’t get too bored!
CCP wants to protect griefers.
So they released a patch to protect crabs.
CCP values their most toxic customers.
Highsec miners are truly precious.
The new rules are clear.
Antigankers are so ineffective, that CCP stepped in like the referee of a boxing match. They’ve awarded gankers a technical knockout, declaring a stoppage and an end to the carnage. This is fair, because obsessive antigankers are ruining their own lives, desperately following me around and consistently failing to stop me.
I’m having fun, and they aren’t.
So CCP changed the rules of the game.
It will be more difficult to gank newbro freighters, which are used by Highsec wardeccers and nullsec blobbears.
Antigankers thought this was a big win.
It’s the end of ganking forever!
Right?
The gankers are done, right?
I decided to investigate.
Can I still board a Catalyst?
Can I undock my Catalyst?
Well, look at that.
I didn’t even do it for profit.
No tether required!
EvE Online is a PvP game.
Miners want to PvP.
They are forming a fleet.
Will CCP let us fight?
We are ready to throw down.
The miners better watch out.
We take these threats very seriously.
Ya know?
What are you gonna do?
Stupid miners.
Yah right.
