Listening to: Kill the Farmer
Newbros have a lot of questions.
Here’s a little tip for new gankers.
Ventures are way more fun than freighters.
Miners sure do cry a lot.
I hope they all quit the game.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Kill the Miner
Category: farming
Little Diamond
That’s right.
I’m a bright shining star.
In EvE Online, I’m making a real difference.
That’s right!
You know what they say about me.
I’m the best!
What are you doing tonight?
Lol Dead
Miners love what I do.
I also enjoy the game.
We have a lot of fun in EvE Online.
I don’t ever do anything else.
All I want to do is kill miners.
I hope everybody else is having a good time!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Where is the Mack?
My Pickup Gang continues to roam Highsec.
Who will we pick up next?
A likely target…
Get picked on!
Flamguard found himself at the local licensing office.
Fortunately, he knew a few Goon agents.
Can you guess what happened next (NO PEEKING).
Are you ready?
That’s right.
Suddenly, our story took a familiar turn…
Did you guess correctly?
Aiko Danuja was ready to help (again).
Another satisfied customer!
=BONUS CUSTOMER SERVICE=
We don’t do contracts.
I love this game!
That’s right.
What a paranoid miner!
He got what he deserved.
Makinav Gone)))
I sell a lot of mining permits.
Even the Galactic Lords of Darkness pay rent to me.
не надо = “no need” / “don’t”
пож = shorthand for “пожалуйста” (“please”)
I even sell permits in lowsec.
Bet you didn’t think I’d go there!
“Happy heroes killed a simple miner!!!”
“Glory to the heroes!”
I’m the happiest heroin.
“I didn’t attack anyone, I’m a miner :(”
Aw, he’s just the saddest miner.
Fortunately, I sold him a mining permit.
Then I sold him a Tegheon Access Pass…
That’s right.
He just had one question.
“So I take it I won’t be seeing Makinav anymore?”
Here is my response.
The LAW
My name is Aiko Danuja.
I am the heart and soul of Highsec.
Ah, but mining permits are 150 million isk…
The facts are self-evident.
It’s true.
In EvE Online, I’m doing very well.
That’s right.
Safety Forever!
o7 capsuleers…
=BONUS VIDEO=
Krig’s Korner, Episode 27
Stay Safe!
Highsec is a dangerous place.
Transphobic racist ‘Christian’ valfurian saraki vowed revenge.
This time, he had a cunning plan.
April ‘Short’ Skirt (not a trannie) was eager to help.
valfurian was pleased with the plan.
He remembered his encounter with that bwitch Aiko Danuja.
This time, he would be ready for her.
After a week, he got the weapons online.
Soon, it would be time…
Can you guess what happened next?
NO PEEKING!
Are you ready?
Ready or not, here we come!
Did you guess correctly?
That’s right.
Can you guess what happened next?
That’s right.
To be continued…
What Happens in Amarr…
No surprises here.
Another disgusting battleminer.
EvE Online is not an easy game.
Meanwhile, in the Democratic People’s Republic of Khanid.
That’s right.
That’s Right
It’s easy to understand why.
Nobody likes a miner.
Just kill them all.
o7 capsuleers!
