
Let’s meet a miner.

Cool story bro.

That’s right.

Anyways…

Cheerzah!

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Let’s meet a miner.
Cool story bro.
That’s right.
Anyways…
Cheerzah!
I enjoy PvP.
That’s right.
Are you having fun?
Carebears remain salty forever.
Is that you loyalanon?
What a miner.
Hey there.
Some gankbears are SALTY.
They miss James 315… where’d he go?
Now they’ve got to deal with me.
I’m very popular these days.
I love it.
That’s right.
That’s right…
Cheerzah!
=Weird Font Color Autism=
Isn’t that right?
We will PvP on you.
That’s right.
That’s right!
EvE Online is not an easy game.
We never forget a miner.
That’s right!
Cheerzah brav!
Praise Aiko!
That’s right.
Suddenly, antiganker…
He wants to PvP me.
However, my underwire was forged in CHINA.
Get dunked.
My killboard is pretty great.
I know it drives some people mental.
Many have fallen along the way.
I again ascended on Christmas EvE, a sign of things to come.
Gankbears really just don’t get it.
Mere killmails are for beginners and rookies.
Even miners know there’s more to my game.
James called it bumping.
Carebears, whether gankers or miners, should take note.
I will bump you out of the circle (again).
Enjoy the ride.
Some fall further than others.
How low can you go?
I like to find out!
Did you want to PvP me?
Are you winning?
How’d that work out for you?
Another happy ending!
Cheerzah!
xD
Double xD
Triple xD
That’s right.
=FINAL THOUGHTS=
=FINAL MEMORIES=
=BONUS UPDATE=
=GEOGRAPHY LESSON=
Welcome to Season 15.
Some miners are gay.
That’s cool.
There’s a lot of intrigue in EvE Online.
Every killmail is legendary.
That’s right.
Let’s see what German Pete Hegseth said…
That’s right!
Aiko Danuja > ok me and CASTOLE are gonna play Starcraft II now
CASTOLE > \o
You Blew Up > OK
Zarah Shrimp > starcrfat 2 hm? eve not good enough??
I do as I please.
If you really think about it…
EvE Online is not very toxic.
Blizzard, unlike CCP, has abandoned moderation entirely.
Free speech reigns in General Chat!
The truth is out there…
At least the game is fun.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Even the little guys enjoy EvE Online.
The alliance description is self-explanatory.
However, God hates miners.
In fact, nobody likes miners.
It all started in Botane.
Krig Povelli > Wow! That is one really fast procurer!
Graeth was AFK and didn’t mine.
He advised other miners to take a nap.
LadyBug had enough.
Graeth Raltharn > its just an empty life
She began talking about Krig’s penis.
Later, LadyBug regretted what she said.
Bro, I get a lot of EvEmail (no, I can’t read it all).
LadyBug told the story several times.
PLOT TWIST: Krig Povelli strikes again!
Uh oh!
We don’t allow penis jokes in Highsec.
Fortunately, I was there to help.
Another successful intervention.
Krig even got a killmail!
Where’d the Orca go?
Word started to spread in local.
Anoher happy ending.
I hope LadyBug does better next time.
LadyBug had more to say.
What a chatty Cathy.
Oh my God…
Occasionally, I respond.
I’m the voice of reason.
LadyBug learned a real life lesson.
She just had a few more things to say.
The conversation became colorful.
At some point, LadyBug began writing herself.
I got all the facts.
I’ve completed my investigation.
Krig Povelli has a license to bump.
To be honest, we both hate miners.
I’m a space therapist.
I help miners reach their destiny.
Amazing.
Some carebears are salty.
I put them down.
07 capsuleers!