Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Listening to: Yo, You Stupid Miners
Hey there, I’m feeling better.
Meanwhile, miners have been enjoying EvE Online.
I’m a dedicated content creator.
Check it out.
Many have heard of Aiko Danuja the Great.
Maybe you’ll meet me soon.
This could be you!
Never say never.
Listening to: High All Day
Oh hey, I’m back from midterms.
I’m just a cute coed.
I’m definitely not an archvillain.
If you play like me, maybe you can be like me.
Today, I’ll be discussing how to sell a mining permit.
Let’s do one now.
Step 2: Sales
Just say yes, and take the isk.
In EvE Online, players pay money to advertise Aiko Danuja.
This is recommended best practice.
I’m running a serious space business.
That’s another tip of the hat to High Princess Aiko Danuja.
I’m simply the best.
That’s right.
That’s right!
EvE Online is such a cruel game.
That doesn’t mean I need to be a baddie.
You can join me for a fun time!
Watch out for the witch, Aiko Danuja!
That’s right.
TRIGGER WARNING: EvE Online
I got a lot of EvEMail.
Some miners want to pimp me out at Fanfest.
They love to share their fantasies.
There’s more where that came from.
Other miners want to apologize.
Even apologetic miners need mining permits.
Woah! Calm down…
o7 capsuleers!
That’s right.
Let’s listen…
Cool!
Amazing!
Miners love to learn about me and mine.
I have a persuasive salespitch.
It’s easy like that.
Every miner has a friend named Aiko.
Cheerzah brav!
Listening to: Stay Dead
Welcome back.
I’m kinda famous now.
Aiko Danuja is officially the best ganker in EvE Online!
I also teach GPT and SEO optimization on my professional blog.
Wow, I sure do meet a lot of miners…
Oh look, here’s one now!
What will they think of next?
I’m sure they will come up with something.
That’s right.
Oh, I give it up.
That’s right!
Hey there.
Are you looking for love in EvE Online?
Many are in love with Kim Yo Aiko.
That’s right.
Thank you Comrade.
I’m definitely the main character.
That’s right.
I can’t wait.
I wonder what else he thinks about?
I wonder who else he thinks about?
Fortunately, I’m the most special.
That’s right.
o7 capsuleers!
To be continued…
Listening to: Undock and Die
I’m gonna keep making AI music.
That means I’m a real content creator.
I’m doing very well, thank you.
That’s right.
I sure do enjoy EvE Online.
This is why we always shoot miners.
o7 capsuleers!
Let’s check it out.
Safety. is such a creative alliance.
I bet I can turn that into music.
Amazing!
All true and factpilled.
q why u kill pod
a cuz i was bored n u was breathin wrong ez clapq i wasnt even flyin
a wasnt even carin lil bro welcome to spaceq but i new
a u new to dyin too ggsq had no implants
a damn bro so u broke n dead tough comboq i afk
a LMAOOO okay bet congrats now u afk in the clone bay lolq u only kill defenseless
a nah i kill wit purpose that purpose bein boredomq wat i do
a existed near me no insurance plan bad life choicesq feel bad yet
a feel bad these hands dont kno remorse lil broq can i get my stuff bak
a come outside n ask nicely lets see wat happenq u ruinin eve
a nah u ruinin local wit all that cryinq why highsec
a easy bake killmails sweet like cinnabon n u smelled deliciousq i reportin u
a snitchin wont put ur pod back together ratq got life or nah
a got killboard n bad attitudes thats better
Any other questions?
Here, have a FREE bonus song, bro.
I bet Aiko is fun at parties.
That’s right.
Listening to: No AI
That’s right.
A word to the wise…
In EvE Online, we do as I please.
We spread the Good News.
Everybody loves our positive attitude.
I’m just the cutest little thing.
What can I say?
At least we have a blog.
o7 capsuleers!
