Everybody knows the story.
Awox the awoxer, who awoxed his friends and family.
It sounds legit.
We’ve heard the story many times.
However, Awox always told a different tale…
He wasn’t an awoxer at all!
We brought him in for a quick interview.
This led to a surprising revelation.
I introduce to you, Awox the friendly carebear.
He couldn’t awox a fly.
He thinks awoxing is toxic.
The true story, according to Awox, is that the Mittani is a pedo.
Awox’s name is a tribute to his former employer’s beloved grandmother.
The goons invented griefplay to impugn her memory.
What a nice guy!
Awox prefers that people use my name, Aiko.
He’s also a fan!
…and now you know, the rest of the story.
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