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Merry Juneteenth!
It’s a real holiday.
That’s right.
This year we celebrate with an episode of “notaminer”.
You can see where the name comes from.
I’ve got about a thousand of these still unpublished.
Notaminers sure cry a lot.
In fact, they are all liars.
Also, they are stupids.
Ok buddy?
A lot of notaminers dabble in mining.
You see what I mean?
Nobody wants to be a ‘real’ miner.
Never believe them.
They are just ashamed.
So if you see one, just put them out of their misery.
o7 capsuleers!
Hey there.
It’s not easy being a miner.
We don’t like plebs.
That is why I created Safety.
Even my mom is a fan.
Thank you for playing EvE Online.
Cheerzah brav!
o7 miners!!
Listening to: Permit Denied
Hey there.
That’s right.
Miners notice me.
Are you cool like me?
I’m a real space celebrity.
They sure love to chat.
You can learn a lot from carebears.
Some miners are crybabies.
I hope they get bulled on.
One day, the miners started fighting.
They hate each other.
Fortunately, I was there to help.
EvE Online is a no bully zone.
Cheerzah brav!
=BONUS CONTENT=
EvE Online is full of not a miners.
You can’t trust them.
They are all liars.
Does that look like a miner to you?
Mining is not cool.
That’s definitely a miner!
Nobody likes a miner.
Once a miner, always a miner!
Just kill them all.
Nasty little diggers…
Put them out of their misery.
That’s right.
Mine around and find out!
That’s right.
