Category: Sales

Yria is Syria, Part 3

Yria is Syria, Part 1

There is war in SYria.

Miners are learning why.

James 315 died, but Princess Aiko reigns as Queen Regent!

So we did an experiment.

Is bumping effective?

We wanted to know.

Is Silent Company a good alliance?

Our research indicates they are bads.

That is sad.

So we taught them a lesson.

Yes.

Dakkonka

Dakkonka is a miner.

She sure do love mining.

Unfortunately, she is usually always AFK.

Sometimes, she notices me killing her fleet.

Dakkonka misses out on a lot while AFK.

She also loses a lot of Mackinaws.

One day, she started talking.

Dakkonka likes me a lot.

Finally, she understands our racket.

She’s done with ganking.

Now she’s just a simple ice farmer.

Aren’t they all?

So we completed her tax audit.

That’s right.

She wanted to purchase freedom, and a mining permit.

So we sent her the bill.

Ok!

Another satisfied customer.

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 57

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

Missing Ready Mining was recruiting isk doublers.

New recruits kept joining every day.

The more the merrier!

So the alliance director ordered a security audit.

Unfortunately, the counterintel team had other priorities.

They were running their own side business.

Grand Executor Gay Heyyou was tired of babysitting Highsec miners.

He foresaw his own demise.

Highsec mining corporations have no future.

Naturally, Gai wondered why his alliance was popular.

Maybe there was something awry?

Maybe griefers were already inside?

Your secret code for the WIN TEN BILLION ISK lotto: 45

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #252

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #251

I love to help.

Oh boy.

What a game.

This guy spent days bumping only the most obvious Safety. Orcas, and yet nobody knows who we are? In fact, we are nothing like the old CODE, we just act like the exact same people.

“I run a… mining corp aimed at new players… whose entire existence supports MY efforts…”

I never read all my mail.

Some miners are desperate.

They sure do write a lot.

Yes, they are from me…

That’s right.

“Don’t be the last man standing in that dying, anti-ganking alliance full of egotists obsessed with power and control, who hated James and hate the Code. Those 4 anti-gankers who form the rotten core of Safety. People are going to assume you approve and support these people and their actions…”

Miners are positively mental.

$100 gets you $1’000’000’000 – easy instant winnings.

Cheerzah brav!

“Dude, thank you very much for what you do! I went to WWIG, saw these tears because of the destroyed Venture, and my mood immediately became better.“