Category: Sales

How to Sell a Mining Permit

Check out this trick (yes, today).

First, get their attention.

Ganking, bumping, warping around – whatever works.

Some miners enjoy the chase.

However, they are easily confused.

It’s important to address their concerns.

I’m the greatest ganker in the history of EvE Online.

Wouldn’t you like to meet me?

I’m nicer than my alts.

There was just one outstanding issue.

His alts also need permits…

This is a good racket.

In Eve Online, everything is fungible.

That’s right.

Can you guess what happened next?

Scroll down to see if you guessed correctly!

That’s right.

Did you guess correctly?

===AFTERWORD===

He went FULL CAPITAL on me.

We even had a BONUS round.

He was one lucky winner!

I’m happy to help.

That’s right.

Cheerzah!

Another happy customer.

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Neurotica 1, Part 10

Neurotica 1, Part 1

This is the story of EvE Online’s most neurotic scammer.

Thanks, thanks.

People are STILL talking about Justin.

In fact, I do know him.

He proposed to marry me, irl, frfr.

We often discuss his case in crypto channels.

There’s a lot to discuss.

That’s right.

Justin tried to raise crypto with EvE Online.

He was counting on my support.

Together, we could change the course of history.

There was only one problem.

Some people didn’t want to invest.

They wouldn’t even apologize.

Even Steve was out!

It was so unfair.

That’s right.

To be continued…

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

I recently accepted a few quests.

Could I anti-gan the gankers?

This dummy didn’t realize something…

The contracts don’t require a kill!

Isn’t that special?

One contract was especially lucrative.

I was racing against sixteen other people.

Who could hunt me down the fastest?

Fortunately, I found some volunteers.

This was taking too long…

…so I got a BIGGER ship.

VICTORY!

Now that’s how you win EvE Online!

I’m the best!

Yria is Syria, Part 3

Yria is Syria, Part 1

There is war in SYria.

Miners are learning why.

James 315 died, but Princess Aiko reigns as Queen Regent!

So we did an experiment.

Is bumping effective?

We wanted to know.

Is Silent Company a good alliance?

Our research indicates they are bads.

That is sad.

So we taught them a lesson.

Yes.

Dakkonka

Dakkonka is a miner.

She sure do love mining.

Unfortunately, she is usually always AFK.

Sometimes, she notices me killing her fleet.

Dakkonka misses out on a lot while AFK.

She also loses a lot of Mackinaws.

One day, she started talking.

Dakkonka likes me a lot.

Finally, she understands our racket.

She’s done with ganking.

Now she’s just a simple ice farmer.

Aren’t they all?

So we completed her tax audit.

That’s right.

She wanted to purchase freedom, and a mining permit.

So we sent her the bill.

Ok!

Another satisfied customer.

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 57

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

Missing Ready Mining was recruiting isk doublers.

New recruits kept joining every day.

The more the merrier!

So the alliance director ordered a security audit.

Unfortunately, the counterintel team had other priorities.

They were running their own side business.

Grand Executor Gay Heyyou was tired of babysitting Highsec miners.

He foresaw his own demise.

Highsec mining corporations have no future.

Naturally, Gai wondered why his alliance was popular.

Maybe there was something awry?

Maybe griefers were already inside?

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