Code Ready Gelhan, Part 59

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

Fly Fearless alliance was feeling the fear.

As Juneteenth concludes, we now resume our narrative.

Envoy Arby was (and is) official CODE. Fly Fearless leadership.

Gai found his own leadership challenged.

Every policy was up for review.

Meanwhile, Envoy began to form his own fleets.

He even offered full SRP.

Other newbro mentors also organized content.

Deputy Director Arby was always eager to help.

Everybody was impressed.

Your raffle number is 44.

To be continued…

Yria is Syria, Part 5

Listening to: Silent Justice

Yria is Syria, Part 1

Silent Company wanted to make a deal.

Maybe I can just kill them all?

We started with bumps in the night.

Challenge accepted.

Silent Company didn’t like the medicine.

Georgia began to feel bad for them.

So we let them enjoy some free mining.

Mining foreman The L0adi3 offered 100 million a week.

The bribe was firmly rejected.

Mining time was over.

Will Silent Company ever mine our moons again?

To be continued…

Dumb Witch

Men say the darnedest things.

We all enjoy this game.

Bad boys go on and on.

This is my destiny.

Some men are straight to it.

Others linger awhile.

Where did he go?

A real mystery.

I wonder if he moved next door?

Honestly, miners seem confused.

BRich, this is not a negotiation.

Richard Cranium III > wat whay

What a game.

o7 capsuleers!

ugle banter

Welcome to my space blog.

Miners say a lot of strange things.

It’s nice to have friends.

These boomers lack social skills.

They are bads.

They are also thirsty.

Sometimes, they get very excited.

They love to chat.

I can’t wait to kill them again.

What an actual pleb.

That’s right.

Krig’s Korner, Episode 24

Listening to: Villains in the Air

Krig’s Korner, Episode 23

Watch out…

EvE Online has a lot of evildoers.

Fortunately, Trey Bakker filed a police report.

So Tip engaged the target.

This was a Golem class maraudership!

Wait a minute…

Is Trey Bakker the bad guy?

He was trying to bribe an agent.

Meanwhile, a clock was ticking.

Suddenly, Krig did a magic trick.

I guess Trey ran out of time!

It was an expensive lesson.

F.L.Y.S.A.F.E.

You Won’t Believe (or will you?)

Only the faithful believe my incredible stories.

I’m a legend in my own time.

I’m making a difference in EvE Online.

I’ve even had some conversations.

> Oh Aiko, you are a doll.

Many like what I have to say.

I started with dogfucker Don, and then I moved on to the anti-Semite, and finally I came for the n-word users and that CODE. neo-Nazi who keeps humming Das Horst-Wessel-Lied in Teamspeak… Did you know that song is illegal?

Like I actually have to explain this.

CCP knows the truth about me.

I don’t really scam people.

It’s more of a polite request.

I just kill enemies (or befriend them).

Dreams do come true!

This antiganker know I’m fun and interesting.

A lot of people love me.

I know plebs won’t believe this.

I’m a real-life space witch.

There is a force stronger than PvP.

MANIFEST DESTINY!

My enemies admire and respect me.

I’m happy to help.

This is what the new New Order is all about!

Convert your items into killmails.

Give your stuff to Aiko Danuja.

Thanks for everything.

I often converse with the deceased.

I learned from the best.

Praise James 315! \o/

I’m gentle at the end.

Unlike griefers, I have no malicious intent.

The best thing in the galaxy is friendship with me.

I know I’m the best!

Some people can’t get enough…

He’ll be back.

THE GANKBEARS, aggrieved at having no established Executor, sent ambassadors to James 315 entreating for a King. Perceiving their aspirations, he cast down the CODE. The bears were terrified at the splash occasioned by its fall and hid themselves in the depths of Uedama. But as soon as they realized that the huge treatise was motionless, they swam again to the top of the water, dismissed their fears, climbed up, and began squatting on it in contempt. After some time they began to think themselves ill-treated in the appointment of so inert a Ruler, and sent a second deputation to James praying that he would set over them another sovereign. He then gave them Super Perforator. When the bears discovered his simple nature, they sent yet a third time, begging James to choose another. James, most displeased with all of them, unleashed a Princess who preyed upon the bears till there were none left.

Mining Blues

It’s not easy being a miner.

They have many questions.

There are no easy answers.

The truth never pleases them.

Surprise!

I like to sell them a new ship.

I guess he paid 400 million?

I wanted to make sure he got something.

Another valuable lesson advertisement.

Don’t be a miner!

=POST SCRIPT=

Malangor > I wish you all the worst … they made a deal where I paid 400 million to get my ship back … which of course didn’t happen !!!!!!!!!!!!
Malangor > i wish you all the worst in the world
Malangor > F*** UUUUU
Malangor > and i hope you break your little toe tomorrow Malangor > but we had a deal i payed today 400million today
Malangor > already send 400 million to Aiko Danuja
Malangor > and i recieve nothing
Malangor > end u destroyed my Orca with 2 Hulks
Malangor > Is that understandable for your brain
Malangor > so Do you understand now why I feel so screwed? Malangor > !
Malangor > why destroyed my orca ? hm?
Malangor > u take my Hulk
Malangor > therefore f U


How to Win a Bonus Round

Previously, we met Manolo Acosta et al.

Of course, I sent them straight to miner’s prison.

QuantumFx > Okay, let’s be clear. I have 5 characters. Manolo Acosta Mr Pitufo Don Sheldon Guillermo Romero and me

Now his alts all have bios.

This acts as a Safety talisman.

However, something was wrong.

Miners sure do ask a lot of questions…

I’m never quite sure what they expect.

I guess they want more Safety?

At first, Blackface Manolo worked as a street informant.

Meanwhile, Don proselytized in local.

Things just kept getting better and better.

One day, he reported himself.

This intel was most timely.

Thanks for the tip!

Fortunately, we were able to resolve the situation.

Mr Pitufo > i pay yesterday for 5 accounts! 750 millions
Aiko Danuja > you paid 150 + 500
Aiko Danuja > you paid 650 not 750
Mr Pitufo > oh yes yes sorry 650
Mr Pitufo > so?

That’s right.

Mr Pitufo > take 100 millions
Aiko Danuja > very well

Another miner saved!

o7