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Most miners are happy to be ganked.
I give them whatever they desire.
However, sometimes miners are less than satisfied.
In such situations, I know what to do.
Customer satisfaction is my top priority.
Alexander sent an image, to show what he wants.
That’s fine, but I need to get paid.
If I don’t get paid, there’s gonna be trouble.
Ok, calm down miners.
You guys…
That’s right.
OMG.
I am truly amazing.
That’s right!
Everybody is talking about me.
Sometimes, I even seduce married men.
Aiko is basically a bitchy James 315.
Do you have faith, full faith?
Prove it!
I’ll never stop!
Catch me, if you can!
I play so hard to get!
Haha.
You love it!
Previously... double EHP miners were surprised by double DPS gankers.
Before long, double dead miners became double salty.
Raven x1 had an offer for Princess Aiko.
He is gonna murder rape her family, in real life!
He went on for hours, while Aiko listened to other miners.
From time to time, Aiko tried to change the subject.
For Aiko, this was just a normal EvE Online conversation.
She tried to help the miner calm down.
However, he was obsessing.
She wondered if he was serious?
He went on and on.
She simply could not change the subject.
So she returned to her fanmail.
Meanwhile, Raven was working through his feelings.
He thought about Aiko’s pretty face.
The thought drove him crazy.
He couldn’t stop thinking about her…
…and then he remembered her kid.
Raven is a real family man.
However, Aiko was distracted, reading her mail.
How could he get her attention?
He thought about it for a long time.
Maybe he could find her on Facebook?
Suddenly, he had a burst of inspiration.
Why not just ask her out?
Maybe she’d like that?
He hopes to hear from her soon.
However, there’s a lot of other suitors!
Against double EHP miners, I must engage griefer mode.
This is war, total war.
Double EHP miners don’t need to fit their ships. CCP does it for them.
CCP loves their innocent newbro Highsec miners.
Nevermind, I guess I’m the new player.
Raven was furious that his double EHP exhumer malfunctioned.
He was definitely not calm.
Yes, this is sexual harassment in EvE Online.
Antigankers are trashy people, defending trashy people.
‘Niceguy’ whiteknight HateLesS protected my abuser.
This is literally what antigankers support.
Alleil decided to tell her mother.
To be continued…
Hey, I’m Aiko.
People love my best EVE Online blog.
They tell me all the time.
That’s right!
I know what men want.
What do you think I want?
A girl has needs.
It’d be a real shame if you had a Safety incident.
Nobody likes a poor.
Right?
Cheers!
Previously, in EVE Online… a miner died (thrice).
Boris was dismayed, because his lesbian aunt is a Highsec ganker.
These are actual screenshots of EVE Online gameplay.
Like many miners, Boris doesn’t care about mining.
Losers just love to explain how they still don’t care.
I’m happy to listen.
I am Aiko, Princess of the Forest…
…and Slut of Copenhagen.
I look forward to hearing from you.
What a game…
We will get to Paradise – and you will all just die!
V.V.Putin
Boris sure trolled me.
I’m a scary girl!
Tonight, I met with the CSM. Innominate has been crying IRL about his security status, but I reassured everyone. Later, Mrs. Brisc Rubal had to interrupt and ask Brisc why he was talking about “sex status”.
Being an EVE celebrity is quite a trip.
I don’t mind the attention.
I’m here to help.
Ok buddy! I’ll explain it again.
That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.
That’s the truth!
I made a new alliance, for the future (and not the past).
What can I say?
You can’t deny success.
I’ve heard that I am to blame for the collapse of CODE.
However, James 315 knows the truth. I tried to save the alliance, but he wanted to die, so we could move on.
My critics hail from another alliance, from a backwards whiteknight dimension, where the CODE. logo is not orange… but blue. They praise their version of James, a boring gankbear named Hrothgar, who doesn’t even blog. Hrothgar left the New Order, but still craves the fame and the legacy. He uses the CODE. logo like a blue module, which he plagiarized to maximize his isk/hr.
Let me be clear. I left the CODE. alliance, because I saw no future in the alliance without James. In contrast, Hrothgar saw no future with James. His axis of autism is composed of salty former fans, who left CODE. before James quit blogging. They deleted their mining permits, and renounced James. Oh yes, they did.
I was recently checking for mining permits, when I stumbled across a counterfeit. Oh sure, it looks legitimate, but it doesn’t mention Aiko (or James). James loved me so much, that he wrote about my beauty and grace, but he forgot to mention either of us in this mining permit? Puh-leez. Here we witness a forgery.
Aiko Danuja > Why are you pretending to be CODE, with a blue James logo?
Darkside Tickler > you mention all these names…james…ets
Darkside Tickler > but i have no idea who that is
Aiko Danuja > Yeh, exactly…
So I killed the illegal miner.
Whadda was disgusted.
What kind of New Order agent would sell a permit for just 10 million isk, as if it’s some worthless piece of cheap trash?
Do you want proof that I’m the heiress to James 315?
Without a word from me, my alt’s alt can delete your fake permit, and sell the miner a permit that’s three times more valuable.
This is why James left me in charge, not you.
Cheers!
A working girl has bills to pay.
I like when men notice me.
aphunmc gave me a great idea.
MarshallTeagan > so if you wanna take care of you permit aphreshmc for 30mil for 1 year we can do that?
aphreshmc > MarshallTeagan i will literally shit down ur moms throat
Aiko Danuja > aphreshmc if i had a billion isk i could stand up to these fuckers
Aiko Danuja > id buy myself a faction jammer and fuck them up
aphreshmc > MarshallTeagan im gnna kill u
Aiko Danuja > aphreshmc can i have 50 million isk please
aphreshmc > k
Aiko Danuja > thanks friend
Aiko Danuja > aphreshmc Can I borrow another 50 million isk please?
Aiko Danuja > Thank you friend.
aphreshmc > frendz
aphreshmc > D:
I would take money from him and his alts.
I love borrowing from friends.
It’s the best part of EVE.
This is how I play.
I’m your best friend, always!
Aiko Danuja > aphunmc can i borrow 50 million isk please
aphunmc > i just spent ALL my isk
Zeroskillzz > aphunmc can i borrow 50 mil to give to Aiko?
aphunmc > Aiko Danuja arent u like in charge here?
I’m in charge of this friendship.
That’s right.
Some girls are mean.
I’ll put a spell on you.
All I want is bling.
Ya know?
I deserve it.
I’m entitled.
Previously, in Highsec… someone has been hunting down blingy furry marauders, snuffing out their pitiful yiffs in a dark abyss…
The EVE community was in shock.
Subsequently, Victor Medvil (a powerful Highsec miner, with advanced military-industrial skills) began publicly denouncing me.
Since I am open-minded, I wondered if this were true. This was my #METOO moment. The truth about Aiko was out! My organization was orchestrating an intergalactic conspiracy of mental illness related sexual abuse. Allegedly.
Reporters were requesting my appearance on the Intergalactic News Network, where I was expected to admit my involvement in sexual terrorism.
I drafted a response, but it felt empty and hollow. Something was missing. I needed to find a way to prove, once and for all, that I am pure Heroin.
Suddenly, an idea came to me. I would set myself an impossible task, a feat that would even impress James 315. I would convince staticfxx’s boydogfriend to calm down, accept me as High Princess, and purchase a mining permit.
Some people say that I’m a witch.
That’s right.
