Listening to: Democracy Manifest
Well, hello there.
One day, the ban hammer slipped.
Something went terribly wrong…
Neffi Cake (aka Luci Gotti) got banned, permanently, maybe.
Investigative Princess Aiko investigates…
Meanwhile, ISD Redacted was summoned to space court.
Likewise, Redline doesn’t care.
Other miners encouraged Neffi, accusing CCP of international crimes.
Damning chatlogs prove CCP devs are Snuffed Out alts.
Of course, they deny everything.
So Neffi banned all the CCP/Snuff devs from his discord.
Seems legit.
The truth is out there.
Is Neffi going to prison?
No, that’s Adrian Vexier…
Neffi was banned for something else.
Why???
Fortunately, Neffi has contacted a higher power.
NATO forces are on high alert.
Reddits have been reddited…
… and unreddited.
CCP fought the law, and the law won.
Snuffed Out is going to the big house.
Neffi just wants to play EvE Online.
Will Hellmar unban his biggest fan?
This is a paid advertisement…
omg he’s soooo hot
Did Neffi do anything wrong?
Meanwhile, CCP continues to promote Satanism.
Regardless, Neffi will continue trying to login.
As always, Highsec gankers stand with Neffi.
We want him to undock.
Just let him play, and we will take care of him…
Save the whales!
Cheerzah!
To be continued?
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My post has been a big success.
He’s a ‘content’ creator.
Do you want that RoCkEt X lifestyle?
Well, I’m sure this will all be resolved soon…
That’s right!
