ROB-MMC > And when you say praise his name…like get on my knees and praise him the way i do Jesus Christ…….So Maje James 315 my Lord and praise him as my new GOD….Jesus is no longer my GOD.
mat Otsito > For those of us just logged in, what did this guy lose?
No, that’s not the right killmail… Ah, here we go!
After losing a Mackinaw, Rob’s wife lost her Retriever to Ulianov…
GAY PRIDE BOOOOOM > today you have been declared guilty and must redeem yourself… what a shame of fit, btw
Rob wasn’t very happy with this downward progress.
ROB-MMC > thats my wifes ship…….we always online together mining…..so Im confused and yall can have this game,,,,,wtf…why fit it with people like yall around….im not fucking stupid… Fuck the fit……..yall gone take it anyway….lol. I been learned that lesson
However, he would feel better if someone dunked his wife (again).
ROB-MMC > ROB-MMC’s Procurer Come gank this as my wife is flying that now Isikano III – Asteroid Belt 1
ROB-MMC > Its a much better fit as I told her not to fit it like that but she dont listen
He was getting all excited, just thinking about someone dunking upon his wife.
ROB-MMC > so if you hit her again…..that would be great as I love to see her upset…lol. The sex is amazing
GAY PRIDE BOOOOOM > your wife is also a bot-aspirant
ROB-MMC > What does bot mean if Im a fucking human playing and so is my wife……I boost her with my orca and we both play…wtf
ROB-MMC > Tjis is her account and thanks for adding her to bad standings so you can kill her everyday now…….cool
Why was Rob on his wife’s account? T’was a mystery with no easy answers.
ROB-MMC > yall saying i broke laws and she probably did….my wife is an asshole….and she says what she wants….I google permits and CODE shit ad nothing came up,,,,so its either a scam or yall just dont like black players…im confused and just want to mine…but if thats not the case then she ruined my game and now ill find something else to play…..Yall won
MINERBITCH > It’s not against TOS to have multiple accounts, no need to use a blowup doll and another PC to multibox mining.
ROB-MMC > I dont understand……..so Im only allowed to have 1 acct. Then why did EVE send me an email saying you can have muultiple accounts……i would never have let my wife fuck me if i knew it was a lie and only 1 could be on eve at a time…..CCP lied to me and now Im punished….bullshit
One thing was clear, Rob is a typical highsec miner.
Oxycon > Ok, I will try and explain. You can have all the accounts you want, play them as you want, but you need a permit to mine in CODE. space.
ROB-MMC > Oh….ok…….so all 70k systems in hi sec are CODE’s
Lord Osama3rd Hita > Buy the permit… Otherwise, get the hell out…
ROB-MMC > I got 3 accts,,,,,,,,,but yall want 100 bil an acct who the hell has that
ROB-MMC > So now do i just quit or I have to join a low sec corp
If he couldn’t come up with 300 billion isk, he was going to be evicted. He prayed that the New Order has a welfare system which would accommodate his incompetence.
ROB-MMC > I really dont know how to play……….so where do i go as no where is safe and now Im a red target
Lord Osama3rd Hita > just have to figure it out yourself.
Blitz Kishunuba > I bought a permit and my quality of lifes never been better
Lord Osama3rd Hita > ^^^^^^^^
Oxycon > ^
MINERBITCH > I suggest not skilling towards exhumers
Oilrag > I like high sec suicide ganking.
Everyone took time to listen and offer sympathetic advice.
ROB-MMC > I can use my debit card and i got maybe 200 cash to spare that should be enough plex to buy 3 permits at 100 bil a piece….who do i pay
ROB-MMC > Now that I want to pay……..no one wants to tell me….wow
Oxycon > no one wants you to spend real money
Antiganking white knights often claim that the New Order is full of evil ruffian griefers and real-life criminals, but the reality is that nobody wanted to take advantage of Rob. Everybody just wants him to get some help, for his wife’s sake.
ROB-MMC > I enjoy this game and I love my wife but that bitch is not online as much as i am, and I love to play and mine….for real….so i can just buy all the plex in the world to enjoy the game….i aint invest all that time and training for a bitch to fuck it up……I am ready to pay whatever….just I need alot of Plex to cash in 300 bil……Im doing it now……
Kariza Yang > damn.. someone fucked up
ROB-MMC > I just to get back to mining…..dammit…this is not how i wanted to spend my off day……damn near wanna punch this bitch in the face….fucking pissed
Rob was getting angrier and angrier, just thinking about how much his wife had already lost, and now he needed to come up with 300 billion isk!
To be continued…
BONUS CONTENT: Our good friend Zaenis Desef made an awesome Kills of the Week video. A lot of miners have been asking how they can identify an official CODE. government press release, and I refer them to the words of our Saviour, which are verily filled with gold and dripping with luscious sweet honey, “A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit. Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire. Wherefore, by their fruits, ye shall know them.” Clearly, everyone should subscribe to Desef’s fruitful channel and learn to make 50 million isk, nice!