Category: Witchcraft

How to Sell a Mining Permit #423

First, chat with a miner.

I like to be direct.

He didn’t take the hint.

Mine around and find out!

PLOT TWIST: That’s just my alt.

So the miner contacted a supervisor…

“No miner can be lawfully ganked unless they are given a full advance warning, with a 60 second truce allowing them to dock up safely.”

No warning, in my Halaima?

He was informed, but ok…

I keep my Highsec safe.

I value my friends.

I love to help.

This is a good racket.

What a great space job.

That’s right.

Read all about it!

That’s right…

Everything according to plan.

Just another day in EvE Online.

Amazing content.

My ‘friend’ never corrected me.

In fact, the little parrot was scamming me.

Everyone loves a free SRP.

They apparently see it coming.

I play the game my way.

This is not my first time.

It adds up.

It works!

=BONUS ROUND=

I almost forgot.

Nobody likes a delinquent miner.

A few moments later…

Another satisfied customer.

=POSTSCRIPT=

Eventually, Andreska bought a new ship…

It never reached the ice.

xD

=THE END=

In the CODE.

Next, they go to Why Was I Ganked?

True story.

Then they get bonus offers.

Another satisfied repeat customer.

He also ordered a new Bowhead.

Of course, there is a delivery fee.

That’s right.

What a happy miner.

Everything was perfectly routine.

He sent me and my alts a bunch of isk.

He even bought a mining stamp.

There’s a process?

What a plan.

Didn’t he already pay?

I’ve done it quite a few times.

PLOT TWIST: There is no file.

DOUBLE PLOT TWIST: No database either.

Jamie is just a working alt.

Nobody likes a space lawyer.

Another delinquent miner.

Eventually, he found me again.

I guess we can resolve this.

Sometimes, they try to negotiate.

I’m happy to explain.

Pleasure doing business…

Jormags wound up mumbling to himself in Jita.

Thanks for playing.

Venture Contest 2024

The Twelfth Annual Venture Contest is underway.

Here are the October rankings:

  1. James Fuchs – 128
  2. CASTOLE – 62
  3. Mendax es – 45
  4. Adako Aivoras -39
  5. ooo so flashy – 37
  6. Guybertini – 37 (tied for 5th)
  7. Aaaarrgg – 23
  8. TrickyNicky – 19
  9. Good Girl Kara – 18
  10. Dishrag – 18 (tied for 9th)

There is a perfect time to get into Highsec ganking, as either competitor or spectator. Send 1 billion isk to your favorite ganker, and help them climb the rankings… or kill a few dozen Ventures yourself, and climb the November ladder yourself. Over 30 billion isk in prizes available, and more. Send isk to Aiko Danuja for the GRAND PRIZE FUND, and you will receive a special bonus gift! Every isk you donate to the prize fund will be DOUBLED three times, by the best isk doublers in the game!


Highsec Miner Grab Bag #248

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #247

Nobody can read it all.

An ocean of salt, decades deep.

In EvE Online, you can be anything you want.

Some people are crybabies.

I’m just a tabloid journalist, in outer space.

I’m also a social worker, and your new high princess (hi there).

By many accounts, I’m the best.

I run a real bad corp.

It’s an intergalactic cartel.

My friends are happy to help.

We go way back.

I’ll see you on the gates.

Cheerzah brav.

Are You Stupid?

My name is Aiko Danuja.

I’m the greatest ganker in the game.

Some people call it piracy.

I think it’s just euthanasia.

Fools don’t take me seriously.

Those people are losers.

Look, I simply can’t respect a coward.

Meanwhile, I’m good at what I do.

I can be a real problem for your space business.

An annoying hassle, one might say.

You won’t like that side of me.

Apologies in advance.

I’m a High Princess.

Miner Obsession, Part 3

Miner Obsession, Part 1

I try my best.

However, miners get obsessed with me.

\o

o/

Hey there.

Hii.

It’s like love, but not really.

Miners aren’t even capable of love.

Ya kno?

It never really ever stops.

This is a special case.

He is a bad man.

His plan is illegal, in real life.

I tried to talk about EvE Online.

He just kept simping…

haha

What a guy.

This antiganker wants to have sex with me.

Of course, he has competition.

So Valryon needed a plan.

He wants to pimp me out, at FanFest.

He wants to traffick me, in real life.

Fortunately, he won’t will mail me.

How can anyone resist?

No thanks.

That wasn’t the last message.

Ok then.

Meanwhile, in local…

I know what men want from me.

Sometimes, they aren’t even sure what I am.

They don’t seem to care.

I guess there’s an ongoing debate.

Everybody agrees on one thing.

I’m the best…

…and I have simps in EvE Online.

To be continued…

Welcome to AikoTown

Listening to: Billions

ArchyZavr is NOT a fool.

He’s just a guy, who enjoys losing.

I know how to please a man.

Some people call this witchcraft.

Others might call it seduction.

I remember what he said.

Oh, boy gonna find out.

It was time for Archy to put an Azbel in Uedama.

Step one: Undock and flying to Uedama.

Have you ever known me to do a trick?

This is the art of politics, by other means.

Now I can finally create AikoTown.

I love a little drama.

Just a typical day in EvE Online.

You are welcome Archy (again).

I lost decades of friendship.

I’m the coolest.

Thanks.

=BONUS CONTENT=

Archy sent a song, to show his feels.

==DDOOUUBBLLLEE BONUS==

Cat Sky got ganked (again).

Then he tried faction warfare.

What a guy!