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Highsec Miner Grab Bag #252

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #251

I love to help.

Oh boy.

What a game.

This guy spent days bumping only the most obvious Safety. Orcas, and yet nobody knows who we are? In fact, we are nothing like the old CODE, we just act like the exact same people.

“I run a… mining corp aimed at new players… whose entire existence supports MY efforts…”

I never read all my mail.

Some miners are desperate.

They sure do write a lot.

Yes, they are from me…

That’s right.

“Don’t be the last man standing in that dying, anti-ganking alliance full of egotists obsessed with power and control, who hated James and hate the Code. Those 4 anti-gankers who form the rotten core of Safety. People are going to assume you approve and support these people and their actions…”

Miners are positively mental.

$100 gets you $1’000’000’000 – easy instant winnings.

Cheerzah brav!

“Dude, thank you very much for what you do! I went to WWIG, saw these tears because of the destroyed Venture, and my mood immediately became better.“

Rookie Help

TRIGGER WARNING: EvE ONLINE

I like to play a game.

I answer noob questions, faster than the carebears.

I’m good at this.

That’s right.

I like to have fun.

I’m a pillar of the community.

That’s right.

New players love to cry and beg for help.

I set them straight.

Ylewen > Don’t get mad, go farm vespar !

One day, I met Ylewen.

Ylewen > yeah, so ppl multiboxing with like 20 accounts, he waited me outside my filament T3 (i was in a Safe spot in Muvolailen) wtf, i just lost 600M gg

That same day, he died.

Duke Governor Konna > Ylewen ouch
Aiko Danuja > the things we have to do 🙁
ISD Bird > Ylewen Yeah, that is called getting “ganked”
Gia Domni Cassini > Ylewen thats a thing
NitRam2205 > Ylewen get a good
Ylewen > they was like
Ylewen > 20

They was like 20.

That’s right.

Ivory Harcourt > Ylewen this is a PVP game
Ylewen > I do not call that “PVP”
Ylewen > ppl are cirnge
Ylewen > fk of
Ylewen > I do not call that “PVP”
Ylewen > 1v20
ISD Bird > pvp could also mean “player vs people”
Tahoora Tsour Niam > Aiko Danuja o7

New players struggle to accept reality.

Callie Khornate > Ylewen You chose to fly what you couldn’t afford
Gia Domni Cassini > Ylewen multiboxing is allowed.
ISD Bird > Ylewen That is called being ganked
Ylewen > its shouldnt be allowed
Avelmarle Shouna > people don’t need your consent to kill you
ISD Bird > EVE Forums: Player Feedback & New Features if you have a suggestion make it here
Sara Seraph > become a ganker yourself
Corporal Fillip > Aiko Danuja hey, Aiko

I love to help.

Aurie Aurgnet > Aiko Danuja give some advice for the newbies.
Aiko Danuja > i recommend new players try pvp instead of mining
Ylewen > All liars

Disgusted, Ylewen filed a complaint.

What do you think he said?

He sure had some interesting ideas.

Now it’s up to 30 accounts!

Did you think Ylewen is an innocent new player?

Doubt!

12 Billion Isk Mining Permit

I sell the best mining permits.

Everybody enjoys customer service.

How much isk will you send me?

Play EvE Online, and find out!

That’s right.

That’s right!

Simo’s Third Mining Permit

Listening to: Gonna Get Back

Simo’s First and Second Mining Permits

I sell a lot of permits.

I’m an irl space celebrity.

Simo bought permits for Ikao and Piekura.

For some reason, he decided to mine in Kamio?

Something went terribly wrong!

His space lawyer explained miner rights.

So simo appealed his conviction.

This is the art of a deal.

I even gave free Sirseshin access.

Simo also upgraded from Third to First Class.

It’s all in the CODE.

“No miner can be lawfully ganked unless they are given a full advance warning, with a 60 second truce allowing them to dock up safely. Second Class citizens receive 120 seconds, and First Class citizens enjoy 300 seconds.”

That’s fair, right?

Everything makes perfect sense.

Later, simo discovered a multibot.

Maybe he will start ganking?

That’s right.

<=COMING SOON TO A BLOG NEAR YOU=>
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<Hrothy’s Salty Gankbear Tears>

You know I don’t play right

I’m gonna get back when I feel like

I’ll put up a good fight

Uh huh, uh huh

#WINNING

Cheerzah bravs!

Simo’s First Mining Permits

Hey there.

Miners need permission.

This is serious space business.

That’s right.

This story isn’t over.

I love permit doubling.

You can stack them for extra Safety.

Cool shades, bro!

To be continued…

Cry Harder

Hey there.

Some gankbears are SALTY.

They miss James 315… where’d he go?

Now they’ve got to deal with me.

I’m very popular these days.

I love it.

That’s right.

That’s right…

Cheerzah!

=Weird Font Color Autism=

Isn’t that right?

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 55

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

It’s a love story from beyond time.

This Valentine’s we remember what really matters.

I take personal responsibility for all of that.

Any idiot can create an alliance in EvE Online.

Dead alliances generally have bad leadership.

You can’t silence an obvious truth.

Gai understood the SAFETY CODE. governs Highsec mining.

However, Assistance Group is an entirely different alliance.

Same people (not me), but with different alts.

We They offer Highsec mining assistance, with paid training.

There was no need to wait.

That’s right.

Wow, FREE PvE fits!

To be continued…

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 54

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

The gmae was ruined.

Mission Ready Mining had a recruiting problem.

Fly Fearless alliance was infested with tunnel snakes.

Executor Gai Heiyuu was at fault.

The buck stops at the top.

Suddenly, EvEmail…

“Without any warning whatsoever, an unsolicited EVE-mail arrived in the inbox of every single member of Mission Ready Mining. This was no ordinary EVE-mail. It was a corpmail. But this communication was special for another reason; it happened to contain a link to a minerbumping post about Mission Ready Mining. Curiously, it also includes a quote attributed to Tora Bushido, as well as references to the mysterious Assistance Group.

A shiver ran down the thing that MRMNG CEO Gai Heiyuu had been passing off as a spine. He had been fearing this day might come since the spring of 2017, when he ordered the emergency evacuation of Gelhan. *They* were back.”