Miners need to pay attention.
They need to try harder.
RIP Vhttps://zkillboard/kill/, the 131425081st of its kind.
I doubt he’s learned anything.
F.L.Y. S.A.F.E.
Lessons Learned in new New Halaima
Bumping WoWbears
Miners don’t belong in our game.
Bears BEGONE!
That’s right.
What did they expect?
Nobody likes a tourit.
=BONUS BUMPING=
Miners deserve me.
That’s right.
Coming Soon to a BLOG near You!
Special Carebear Crying
Without further ado…
A couple hours later…
Miners are known crybaby bads.
See what I mean?
#FACTS
Wtf does that even mean?
"You piece of shit parasite, find something better to do, learn another language, you failed gringo."
That’s right!
@Scobichevsky “new diggers destroyers like will cost x10 ventures. I have a suspicion that they will gank”
f9dfk “I will write castole and we will make a collage of the century blowing children’s shovels in the vicinity of the jita.”
Helm Makenen “castole and company with relatives of pedophiles. Moral monsters who blow up children’s shovels and get satisfaction by smearing helpless noobs. Vile abomination. and everything that collapses with this trash“‘
That’s right!
They seem to enjoy the content.
o7 capsuleers!
GF Urself
Hello friends!
I love helping new players.
I always have time for a quick chat.
Silly bears.
I like to use the Catalyst Coercer.
Miners are slow learners.
That’s re right.
That’s right!
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #357
EvE Online is a game that goes like this.
They compose poorly written insults, followed by threats.
Then they cry like a bitch.
There’s a lot of that.
Some miners are just plain stupid.
SIDEBAR: CTAPblu is a popular boy’s name!
It’s some sort of Soviet cult?
This is how you identify bots and bouncehackers.
Cool, now you know more about that map.
Nobody likes space taxes.
Everybody begs for special favours.
Miners are kinda crazy (and needy).
I love getting special little messages.
Sometimes I get a complaint.
I definitely care.
Cool story, bro.
Yria is Syria, Part 7
Silent Company wasn’t sufficiently silent.
So they got a stiff response.
The Big Bomper was back.
This would not end well for transgressors.
They had not been so bumped since 2012.
It would not take long.
We were going to need MORE miners on OUR moons.
PLOT TWIST: Bumpers and gankers are in bed together.
The system was soon empty.
Silent Company was totally dominated by a real man.
This big boy humiliated the miners, soaring through their orbital rings.
Embarrassing!
To be continued…
You know what? I think I will join.
Code Ready Gelhan, Part 60
There was a lot to write about (and think about).
Big money would finance Fly Fearless mining alliance.
Some deals were good enough to be true.
Meanwhile, Executor Gai Heiyuu began promoting a new security policy.
Over time, this policy evolved.
As always, Deputy Director Envoy Arby was happy to help.
The miners were sorely confused.
At this point, Gai Heiyuu really fucked up.
Without warning, Gai declared Forever War on KalooJames 315.
Just as suddenly, Envoy got a secret girlfriend.
This would not end well for Mission Ready Mining Space Mining Guild.
To be continued…
YOUR BONUS CODE = 50
Why (not)? \oo7
Lately I’ve been wondering, you know, like why?
They all keep giving me the NazAO salute.
MissJessy can’t be happy to see me again.
As always, we consult the Aiko Danuja CODE of Conduct.
Oh right, it’s required by law.
That’s right.
That’s right!
That’s right!!!
o7 capsuleers! (aka cheerzah brav)
Helpful
I enjoy meeting miners.
They always need help!
Really?
If you live long enough, I’ll kill you for sure.
Best of luck!
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7 bros…
In System
Occasionally, alert miners catch a glimpse of perfection.
They stand up straighter when I’m around.
Who is the most interesting person in all of history?
I guess I’ve always been this way.
Suddenly, Aiko Danuja (again)!
I can tell they are having fun.
Some feel quite dizzy, as they admire me.
I hope they feel better soon.
o7 capsuleers!
