Happy Aiko Day

We interrupt our regularly scheduled content to bring you a post of supreme importance.

Everybody loves Aiko.

People are starting to understand.

I’m the best!

That’s right.

So today, we celebrate Aiko Day.

Everybody is feeling that Aiko spirit.

It’s a real holiday.

On the first Aiko Day, I declared war upon the Minnies.

By the second Aiko Day, I had my first nightmare!

James 315 subsequently declared this to be a state holiday.

He used this time to reflect upon the future of warfare.

As a prophet of Aiko, James foresaw the future.

This was a rather long essay…

Some people say James liked to get really high.

I certainly do!

Well, that concludes our Aiko Day festivities.

That’s right!

Miner’s Feud

TITUS8 > frankes being a major asshole

The boys were fighting again.

What happened?

Two miners, one belt…

TITUS8 > Frank vanWulfen you are so emotional

Frank vanWulfen > TITUS8 are you fear any Bumper or why are you need 2 Orcas?
TITUS8 > dont be all stupid ass again
Frank vanWulfen > what up Master of Mining?? are you only abe to Autocintroll your ships today again?

It was a regular bump-off.


Titus brought two Orcae, so Frank brought two Machariels.

What would happen next?

TITUS8 > imma just got get my ships and bump his ass

Both miners appealed to witnesses (get it?).

TITUS8 > 1 bill to gank him… lols
TITUS8 > you fear hence the skiffs
Frank vanWulfen > every Times lies
TITUS8 > 1 bill if you ganke him

Every story has two sides.

Frank vanWulfen > TITUS8 you think to kick me every time we meet in the Ass…

Frank vanWulfen > i may gonna go back to the last Things we did to you …
TITUS8 > like i dont fucking care

They were having fun in EvE Online.

TITUS8 > you pay gankers for permits, get ganked, then hate on miners
TITUS8 > your a fucking complete retard bro
Frank vanWulfen > well send the Wind and you get back the Storm
TITUS8 > place the balls on your teeth, and inhale

What a game.

TITUS8 > so stop the gay mach shit, or i will go get 5 and bump butt fuck you and your mom/dad
TITUS8 > id totally fuck his dadx and his mom
TITUS8 > hes german, he knows what its like

That’s right.

That’s right!

=POSTSCRIPT=

AFK FOREVER

Here’s a little secret about EvE Online.

Not everybody plays the game.

Miners have better things to do.

They would rather play a different game.

Sometimes they are in the kitchen…

…or the little miner’s room.

Frequently, they are asleep.

They are literally away from their keyboard.

Are they even trying?

Silly bears…

Better luck next time!

That’s right.

That’s right!

o7 capsuleers…

=KILL OF THE WEEK=

Nice job James ‘315’ Fuchs!

Winning EvE

Oh, hey there…

Let’s find out!

I’m winning EvE Online.

Can you guess what happens next?

Yep.

It’s easy to get rich quick.

I’m too good hot to fail.

How do you PLEX your accounts?

Good luck!

That’s right.

I know exactly what I’m doing.

Let’s see how a man would approach this situation…

Check out this neat trick!

We aren’t done…

Well, that was fun.

Cheerzah brav.

Any questions?

High Queen over Halaima

Everybody knows the legend.

Aiko Danuja, James 315’s favourite gankerette….

…summoned to Holy Halaima by Fate and Destiny.

PLOT TWIST: I’m the best!

Not surprisingly, there was ANOTHER miracle in Halaima.

I guess it’s just mean to be…

Eight years of unadulterated adulterous success.

Happy birthday Aiko!

That’s right.

That’s right!

What’s the Deal?

That’s a great question!

I’m here for it.

That’s me!

There’s no salt here…

Why do gankers gank?

Why??

The miners understand.

It’s just that simple.

That’s right.

That’s right!

EvE Online is a therapeutic environment.

Will you speak out about griefplay?

What motivates the space terrorist??

=OFFICIAL RESPONSE=

Here’s our final verdict:

Any questions?