I am the best!
A lot of people agree.
In EvE Online, I just roleplay as myself.
That’s right.
That’s right…
Really?
Good luck to you, capsuleer!
Neato Mosquito
A Little Roleplay
Miners notice me.
I’m a legend in my own time.
They often have something to say.
Sometimes, they are less philosophical.
I always tell them to buy a permit.
I think they like me.
I consider them fans.
That’s right.
That’s not right.
Welcome to EvE Online!
…but wait, there’s more.
I will always be me.
Here is some wisdom.
Miners are idiots.
o7 capsuleers!
High-Sex Assassin
Hey there…
Recently, CCP gave me an official new title!
Isn’t that special?
Now I’m a real pirate princess!
That’s right..
Get that D
Welcome back to my best blog.
EvE Online is fun!
Everybody is thinking about me.
What will they think of next?
What do you think?
Neat!
That’s right…
Understanding
Miners struggle to understand the Code.
So we gently guide them…
Good luck little traveler!
Any questions?
That’s right.
Bot Battle Championship
=Trigger Warning: EvE Online=
Well, hello there.
People love what I do.
Returning quitters know my name.
They even know my alts!
I must be doing something…
Let’s see the latest thing I done did.
Oh look, another botfarm.
Sad to see…
EvE Online sure has a lot of bots.
I just kill them all.
You love it!
That’s right…
Local Chat
Oh, hey there…
The miners notice me.
Sometimes, I notice them!
They also notice my friends.
We get a lot of attention.
As we travel the stars…
…I can feel them watching.
What do they see?
I wonder what they think about me?
They probably think I’m the best.
I bet they like me.
Maybe it’s love?
o7 capsuleers!
More Reddit Tears
Reddit is full of cringe.
Another quitbaby whiner!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Nobody likes a losser.
The Big
<Trigger Warning: EvE Online>
Miners don’t understand.
I wonder if they will ever figure it out.
Why were they ganked?
That’s a real mystery.
Here’s a pair of quads!
That’s right.
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #358
It’s that special time again.
Miners love to write letters.
Some write more than others.
They are such losers.
They are notorious anti-Semites.
They are also sexist.
Why do you think we gank them?
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7 capsuleers…
