Hey there…
Recently, CCP gave me an official new title!
Isn’t that special?
Now I’m a real pirate princess!
That’s right..
High-Sex Assassin
Get that D
Welcome back to my best blog.
EvE Online is fun!
Everybody is thinking about me.
What will they think of next?
What do you think?
Neat!
That’s right…
Understanding
Miners struggle to understand the Code.
So we gently guide them…
Good luck little traveler!
Any questions?
That’s right.
Bot Battle Championship
=Trigger Warning: EvE Online=
Well, hello there.
People love what I do.
Returning quitters know my name.
They even know my alts!
I must be doing something…
Let’s see the latest thing I done did.
Oh look, another botfarm.
Sad to see…
EvE Online sure has a lot of bots.
I just kill them all.
You love it!
That’s right…
Local Chat
Oh, hey there…
The miners notice me.
Sometimes, I notice them!
They also notice my friends.
We get a lot of attention.
As we travel the stars…
…I can feel them watching.
What do they see?
I wonder what they think about me?
They probably think I’m the best.
I bet they like me.
Maybe it’s love?
o7 capsuleers!
More Reddit Tears
Reddit is full of cringe.
Another quitbaby whiner!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Nobody likes a losser.
The Big
<Trigger Warning: EvE Online>
Miners don’t understand.
I wonder if they will ever figure it out.
Why were they ganked?
That’s a real mystery.
Here’s a pair of quads!
That’s right.
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #358
It’s that special time again.
Miners love to write letters.
Some write more than others.
They are such losers.
They are notorious anti-Semites.
They are also sexist.
Why do you think we gank them?
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7 capsuleers…
CASTOLE Gets Tagged
Listening to: DJ Blyatman
Recently, CASTOLE got griefed in Jita.
What happened?
Clearly, a mistake was made.
CASTOLE decided to confront the bully.
It’s not very nice to shoot a ganker cat.
He She demanded JUSTICE.
At first, it appeared Denenair would not make amends.
However, CASTOLE insisted on reparations.
She even invoked the Saviourette of Highsec.
This was serious stuff.
Denenair Khashour gradually realized the truth.
CASTOLE loves to shoot miners.
Nobody likes miners…
Gankers are pretty cool!
CASTOLE made a 49000% profit.
Catalina Talks Trash
TRIGGER WARNING: EvE Online
Recently, we encountered an observer.
Catalina Asanari had something to say.
We’ve heard this before!
It never gets old…
I encouraged her to calm down.
Local chat thought she was hyperbolic.
Catalina Asanari > you gonna come to null???
Catalina Asanari > id love to find you there.. lol
Cassian Vale > now you’re just getting desperate
Aiko Danuja > Why dont you just try a permit?
Catalina Asanari > the devs never put it in the game .
Admiral Jackson Wolfe > Hi Aiko Danuja
Monika Hrastin > this is like when my parents got home and started yelling at each other 🙁
Yes Mr Cheng > i wish my parents would come home
I tried to just keep it real.
However, Catalina kept doubling down on negativity.
She poured out endless salt.
I believe in quality over quantity.
Catalina believes in sheer vitriol.
What if we reversed roles?
When you think about it, I’m not so bad.
She was as bad as that other guy!
Catalina wanted me outOUTout.
Eventually, I ganked something in the adjacent system.
Catalina wasn’t happy when I came back.
Apparently, I’ve met Catalina before (but I don’t remember)…
She kept crying for a full week.
That’s kind of crazy!
Eventually, she suggested I commit suicide.
That’s right.
