Some miners mine a lot.
Others do not.
That’s right.
In EvE Online, you can be whatever you want to be are.
I’m a vampi space princess.
Some people are into that.
That’s right.
Deep Thoughts
Gem Collecting
Why do we gank them?
Enjoy a fat paragraph.
This one is a ‘philosophy miner’.
They are crazies (irl).
For real, fr.
They often like to negotiate.
I just hope he enjoyed EvE Online.
Now he’s quitting forever (again).
That’s one point for Team Safety!
Zero points for everyone else.
Oh wait, there’s more…
This is BONUS content.
Behold, an antiganker is born…
Are you keeping score?
That’s right!
He even learned a little CODE. history.
He also met our favourite little princess.
Some guys are into me.
They remember me for the rest of their life.
He won in his own little way.
o7 capsuleer!
Stupid Miners
Listening to: Yo, You Stupid Miners
Hey there, I’m feeling better.
Meanwhile, miners have been enjoying EvE Online.
I’m a dedicated content creator.
Check it out.
Many have heard of Aiko Danuja the Great.
Maybe you’ll meet me soon.
This could be you!
Never say never.
fetish
Oh, hey there.
I’m always here.
I enjoy our time together.
This is a healthy ecosystem.
I’m the apex princess!
haha
o7 capsuleers!
Straight As
Listening to: High All Day
Oh hey, I’m back from midterms.
I’m just a cute coed.
I’m definitely not an archvillain.
If you play like me, maybe you can be like me.
Today, I’ll be discussing how to sell a mining permit.
Let’s do one now.
Step 2: Sales
Just say yes, and take the isk.
In EvE Online, players pay money to advertise Aiko Danuja.
This is recommended best practice.
I’m running a serious space business.
That’s another tip of the hat to High Princess Aiko Danuja.
I’m simply the best.
That’s right.
That’s right!
EvE Online is such a cruel game.
That doesn’t mean I need to be a baddie.
You can join me for a fun time!
Sam Kosho
This is a paid advertisement.
Sam Kosho killed this Tayra.
What’s next for our crybaby of the day?
That’s right.
Dracula Whinebaby
He had a ship that could shoot back.
Meanwhile, another miner started to cry.
Shooting back just isn’t enough.
It was a good fight.
The miners backed each other up.
Not everyone can be me.
I’m kinda the best.
That’s right.
Oh look, I killed Dracula.
I also caught Captain Hook.
Cool.
Here’s another clam miner.
o7 capsuleers!
Get Wrecked
I’m like Jane Goodall with the carebears.
Every miner has a story to tell.
Many overshare every pathetic detail.
A few dream big.
In EvE Online, you can be anything you want.
Just imagine!
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7 capsuleers!
PUBLIC NOTICE
Watch out for the witch, Aiko Danuja!
That’s right.
Questions?
Miners are often confused.
Will they ever understand?
Maybe, someday…
That’s right.
Here’s your daily bonus miner.
