Now, let’s see how an OFFICIAL mining permit works.
First, a miner must wake up.
They are generally disoriented.
Next, the miner needs to pay.
Lars Mabata > Hi 🙂 where fetching coffee.. Aiko Danuja > you owe 100 million Lars Mabata > it is Christmas Lars Mabata > why do i owe 100 mil? Aiko Danuja > for kill Stratios Lars Mabata > i never killed a stratios Lars Mabata > it was my stratios you killed Aiko Danuja > yes
They often have such questions.
Aiko Danuja > but once you register i can return your stratios Lars Mabata > what registration? Aiko Danuja > for friend-or-foe identification Lars Mabata > how can i show my registration when afk Aiko Danuja > we register your name in a spreadsheet
The answers lead to more questions.
Some miners try to scam me.
Many are paranoid.
As you can see, it’s not a scam.
Like it or not, I’m a real-life witch content creator.
Saaphir > not 200 million… 200 in words two hundred Saaphir > 200 Saaphir > 200 i repaet .. 200 not 200 million
He learned a valuable lesson.
This is why miner gankers are cooler than freighter gankers.
Freighters are kinda boring (and actually AFK).
At least miners are fun.
Saaphir > vastefaireenculerfilsdeputeschwanzlutscher Saaphir > vastefaireenculertoiaussiespecedepute Saaphir > lutsxhmaleinpaarschwänzeduflachwichser Saaphir > sovielduwillstdublödesau Saaphir > undwasdufeiglingvonarschloch Saaphir > fick dich du arschloch Saaphir > dreckiger schwanzlutscher Aiko Danuja > youwishhhhhhhhh CASTOLE > he called me a faggot and a coward Saaphir > he is already fucking you fag
This one had a lot to say.
Saaphir > band of cowards, no balls , only fags CASTOLE > we have a bad man here what we should to do? Blistalin Egber Beldrulf > Saaphir homophobia won’t get you anywhere son Saaphir > in the belt yes, u get it in your little dirty ass you fag Saaphir > come fags im afk Whadda Badasaz > if you are afk, how do you type? Saaphir > same way as you get fucked ..you dont even get it Saaphir > not only a fag but stupid and dumb Saaphir > stupid and fag, bad bad combination Saaphir > come fag
However, I agreed with some of his observations.
Saaphir > yes, the problem is the fag that kill noob ., because they are to little cowards and fag to fight ppl that can fight back Saaphir > it seems the fags like only to create damage to ppl that want chill a bit and mine …even low amount of crap ore, and they dont like
He was starting to figure things out.
BINGO!
He understood me perfectly.
He understood my alliance.
Ganking is about griefing newbros, not grinding for isk/hr.
I am a true ganker, of the highest form.
Saaphir > i dont care about youtr 8 rules of 20 rules or 200 rules Saaphir > if you wank after a kill on a venture , u are not more woirth than a fag Saaphir > take a airdryer and go under shower..problem done Saaphir > yeah i enjoy, those fqags dont like Saaphir > neither one or other… a snake is a king in the middle of worms. and you are not the snake Saaphir > CASTOLE CAN LIKE MY BOOTS LIKE A FAG DO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Several hours later…
He understood exactly who and what I am.
Saaphir > you are one of the super dupper superkiller i can all i m so good and so strong i can beat all 5 years old Ange Du Matin > Praise Aiko! Gloria Exercitus > \o/
He understood my name is eternal.
Saaphir > i have no friends here Saaphir > or they shout you in the back Saaphir > i guess your to coward to do Saaphir > lick my boots cunt Aiko Danuja > you probably dont even have any boots Saaphir > i do Saaphir > u can lick them too if they still fit Saaphir > i make 800 real dollars a week Saaphir > i live in a big big city, you live in a cottage. Ygritte Pava > oooo a big city venture Saaphir > come eu , i take you out like a fish, and get your 2000 dollars Saaphir > and i withdraw the money and get a nice bottle champagne
We recently hosted the 25th Annual Bitterbear vs Newbro Tournament. If you are unfamiliar with the competition, perhaps because you are new to EvE Online, I will explain. We picked an older player, Hrothgar Nilsson (who has been playing for 14 years), and Hrothgar was paired against CASTOLE (who is a total beginner). Hrothy represented Novus Plebo, while CASTOLE represented the mighty Team Safety.
AMAZING!
CASTOLE defeated Hrothgar Nilsson, 12-1.
Unlike Hrothy, CASTOLE is an elite ganker.
I bet the Conference of Novus Plebo would love to recruit him.
Good luck with that.
That’s right.
Hey look! CASTOLE is recruiting other newbros…
Maybe I’ll talk to everybody?
I can finally tell my side of the story (again and again).
