You might be wondering…
Why Was I Ganked? is the best channel in EVE.
It’s a place where miners experience Safety.
They are often confused about why they were ganked.
Sometimes, they are new players.
Sometimes, they are returning newbros.
Sometimes, they are space lawyers.
Sometimes, they are distracted.
Sometimes, they are horny.
Sometimes, they are having a medical emergency.
Regardless, no matter why they were ganked…
…I’m always happy to help.
Their EVE experience has changed forever.
They have learned an important lesson.
The future burns brightly.
Be well!
