Miners say a lot of strange things.
They do a lot of weird stuff.
They don’t seem to understand EVE.
They are basically losers.
There’s only one way to save them.
First, we must find them.
Next, we put them out of their misery.
Then, we sell them a mining permit.
Afterward, we collect additional taxes.
They seem to enjoy it.
I can’t complain.
I’m gonna save all the miners!
They deserve Safety.