The tale of Lazar us is being ‘censored’.

Today, I received formal notification of a pending lawsuit.

I used magical spells, forcing Lazar to break his mother’s favourite glass.

I’m a real-life witch!

I’ve done a terrible thing.

So I met with Lazar’s space attorney.

At first, we did not reach an agreement.

Is it morally wrong to PvP in a PvP video game?

Justice in Gaming is sexist.

However, he eventually declared me the winner.

We agreed that Lazar owes one billion isk.

We also agreed that he is utterly incompetent.

I demand unconditional surrender.

Unfortunately, the space attorney went too far.

He committed a serious criminal offense.

I have no legal recourse left.

We must continue to fight against these space bully griefers.

They want to exterminate us.

They will never stop.

We must exterminate them.

This article has 4 comments

  1. Alt 00

    Lazar is entirely responsible for his actions. He is an aggressive imbecile – it is fitting that his poor behaviour has now been documented online for the rest of his life. He has only himself to blame.

  2. Overmind Niminen

    i will testify in favor of lazar us. end the dictatorship of AIKO, down with the PRINCESS!

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