My alliance is doing well.
You love my -10 stats.
Lately, I’ve been expanding.
Highsec gankers are doing better than nullsec titanbears.
We are a top tier alliance.
Some people are salty about our success.
The wraiths are hungry.
Never go full Ward.
You’ll look stupid (and salty)!
Some people gank Orcas, and some people are Bingo cards.
It must suck to know I have no life, and can play EVE every day.
If you are gonna trash talk me, make sure not to trash talk yourself.
Hm!
Viirilithizu always knows how to cheer me up.
Previously, Ward wanted killmails…
Now, he doesn’t want them!
Does Ward sound like a salty meme to you?
I wonder if he will stop ranting?
I wish I knew how to do real PvP.
Thanks for helping me write a blog post.
Stay in touch!
I’m glad you are content.
Seriously though…
Meltdowns are forever.
Okay?
I have my doubts!
