Let’s meet the miners.
Sarcasim wanded everyone.
Breaking Stones saw the truth.
Miners are truly special.
Special little liars.
They don’t want Safety.
They merely covet ice and ore.
They are carebears.
Nobody likes them.
Miner Meetup
Category: Agents
End of an Era, Part 11
Listening to: Good Hearted Woman
The incursion community was dying…
Halbarad begged his fellow miners to perish in silence.
However, it would be a painful noisy death.
For example, Roulin insists upon depressing everyone.
With friends like that, you don’t need any other reason to quit.
Despite ending the conversation, quitbaby Roulin felt a need to repeatedly share his dreary pessimism.
After forty long minutes, one optimist saw a silver lining.
What was taking so long?
Andres was hungry, and someone was taking a nap.
Later that evening, the mothership exploded.
Imagine that.
The miners debated paying their lawful taxes.
As you can see, Zilvra Selvaris is extremely uncool.
An hour later, Halbarad Dovanna quit.
Failure consumed his fragile emotions.
Hawk thus defeated another useless carebear.
Esmute shared her timeless miner’s wisdom.
Gankers are easily bored – right?
I wonder who will get bored first?
Tee Ka Gets PKd, Part 9
Previously, Tee Ka vowed to destroy me.
However, he done got PKd.
Fortunately, he did have one small victory.
Otherwise, it was all downhill.
Tee Ka salted at all the men in my life.
They agreed he was a little crazy.
He was a real bingo card.
All this attention isn’t free.
To be continued…
Krig’s Korner, Episode 15
My name is Krig Povelli.
I’m also an EvE Online streamer.
I starred in an episode of EVE Sucks.
Wow, that does suck.
What happened?
This guy’s a repeat customer.
As long as he’s happy…
Bro, what did this guy even do?
He’s a good farm, and a nioce try.
Ok then.
Over the Top
Listening to: Bad Little B
=Trigger Warning: This is EvE Online=
Yesterday’s post was over the top.
It’s normal.
Str8taGEM is a real gem.
He wasn’t even raped ganked.
I don’t want to kill myself!
Please don’t make me kill myself.
Ok, let’s look.
Oh, absolute trash…
Not in my Highsedc…
Look, if you are a c-licker, call me.
Boy, he got double podded, and Heydiedled.
Don’t make me kill myself, please!
We are suicide gankers, not suicide miners.
Omg, another one?
See what I have to put up with?
Well, at least I met someone.
…and that’s the news from Highsec.
Mmhmm
Ya
Pop make money
You know I win
I got drive
I don’t need new fame
Paint the town red
Foot to the metal
Called your bluff
Fame ain’t something I need
Money ain’t what I fiend for
I said what I said
Cite the source
I don’t care
I’ll take a whole lot
My happiness is all of your misery
I am so much fun
My love and energy
Can’t talk no shit
I have magical foresight
Give me the chance and I go there
lalala
hahaha
BEHIND THE SCENES
Ganking is Rape, Right?
Everybody knows, PvP is inherently sexual.
Non-consensual PvP is literally rape IRL.
Look, serial gate rapers are NOT cool.
However, Io offers a sensible rebuttal.
Is ganking ACTUALLY rape?
Also, is this maybe offensive?
I find ‘rape’ allegations to be a bit much.
Look, I enjoy sexting whilst ganking, but that’s not rape.
What if I call miners ‘raper bots’ or ‘pedobears’?
I think I’d get banned straight away!
Let’s see what a ‘gate rape’ actually looks like.
As you can see, 2scared was just an innocent young girl.
Uh…
This is the EvE Online I remember…
Miners are fucking crazy, IRL.
At least, CCP enforces the EULA fairly and evenly.
What’s next, bumping is genocide?
FlipDuces FlipsOut
Thanks Goon director! Welcome to my humble blog…
FlipDuces lost a pod.
He vowed to stand against cyberbullies in EvE Online.
It’s his pod, and he’ll cry if he wants to.
You would cry too, if it happened to you!
IRL mass shooter FlipDuces is not scared of guns.
This is why I play EvE Online.
Are all miners cannibals?
I sure love candy.
Will FlipDuces ever find revenge?
Or will he just circlejerk himself forever?
What a nice merch miner.
End of an Era, Part 10
The incursion community is done.
Their membership is dropping.
They are demoralized.
It was time for Plan B.
Meanwhile, the incursion mom died again.
What will the carebears do?
Not much, apparently.
Oh well.
Halbarad urged everyone to calm down.
However, the miners want to cry.
To be continued…
Tee Ka Gets PKd, Part 8
Listening to: Make a Move, Let’s Go – Yes Yes
Tee Ka realized that EvE Online is a PvP game.
His new friends were ready to play.
He began spying on the gankers.
When the time came, he vowed to fight stand up.
Bumper Cultural Center soon found Tee Ka in Elonaya.
However, the rebel fled in disgrace.
The next day, I found Tee Ka in Aakari.
It’s a small galaxy.
As always, Tee Ka had a lot to say.
To be continued…
Code Ready Gelhan, Part 49
After losing the war, Fly Fearless fled to Uemisaisen.
As always, things were going well.
Yes, there are screenshots.
Kalorned thus began to solo the entire alliance.
Meanwhile, the alliance executor struggled to communicate.
Behind the scenes, Gai was not feeling calm.
This inspired Kalorned & Tweeps to join with a thousand characters.
With a little effort, Mission Ready Mining would finally be ready.
To be continued…
