Oh, hey there.
EvE Online is a cursed game.
Sometimes, it does not make sense.
Sometimes, it is not fun.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Station Report: Isanamo
Category: Always!
REAL LIFE
My name is Aiko Danuja.
I give people what they want.
Mining permits are only 200,000,000.00 isk.
That’s a great deal!
o7 capsuleers…
Safety Cringe
Keep crying.
Hahahaha Safety, lol lmao!
Miners are often surprised.
Some gankers gank for fun.
What’s wrong with that?
o7 capsuleers!
NO
Just say NO to miners.
Tough love is the LAW.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Kill them all.
Miners are P
Welcome to EvE Online.
It is a strange roleplay.
Sometimes, I encounter peaceful miners.
This generally goes well.
The miners sure have a lot to say.
Everybody has a great time!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Why Kill Miners?
Why do I kill Highsec miners?
It’s not hard to understand.
I am a force of nature.
Every miner encounters me.
They flee in great terror.
My name is Aiko Danuja (cute dramatic music).
That’s right.
That’s right!
Local Chat
I get noticed.
My name is literally Aiko Danuja.
That’s right.
That’s right…
That’s right!
\o/
Miner Questions
Carebears ask a lot of dumb questions.
They seem rather confused.
Why do you think?
It’s an interesting question.
A real mystery.
Here’s a thought.
I’m the best!
So I can do as I please.
Why shouldn’t I?
Have fun!
Happy 9/11
Welcome to EvE Online.
Today, we are ganking miners.
I’m making a real difference.
People are into that.
This can get pretty intense.
How much will you give?
It’ll never be enough…
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #361
Let’s read some mail!
Thanks for the free isk.
That was a good deal.
“EvE is no side slut of mine… I am a man who simply loves the meditative peace of mining…”
I don’t know what they are on about.
I think he’s begging me to let him mine AFK?
Anyways, I get a lot of crazy mails, most of which I never read.
Here’s a nice one from years ago.
Sometimes, I get complaints…
Ok….
Oh my!
Now why would he do that?
Well, this has been quite a tale.
I’m glad he approves!
Looks great!
Maybe I’ll read some more mail soon!
o7 capsuleers…
