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If you are streaming, I might be following you.
Lionear Maricadie wasn’t SAFE.
Get on outta here!
I am the future of Highsec ganking.
You can go write your tears to James 315.
Even my enemies are in love with me.
We are just getting started.
The end is nigh.
That’s right!
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Welcome to Uedama.
I’ve been playing EvE Online.
Something is happening in Uedama.
What is going on?
It’s a party, in outer space.
It’s magical.
Uedama is a SAFE space.
Of course, some people are on the wrong side of history.
Antigankers thought they were winning.
However, the numbers don’t lie.
We are just getting started.
It’s only going to get better.
We are going to expand.
I’m doing well.
Everybody agrees.
Except for my ‘sister’.
She’s a monster.
I never reported her, but CCP acted straight away.
Sad!
I told her what is up.
It turns out, she was an antiganker all along.
Under the mask, I discovered my old buddy Everess 88.
Antiganking fails again!
That’s right!
Antigankers (all of them) are mental in real life.
Yikes!
Antigankers are permalossers.
I run a PvP alliance.
Highsec is my SAFE space.
Recently, toxicninja had a Safety incident.
Subsequently, he investigated the origin of his demise.
As toxic suspected, this was a targeted assassination.
Could he guess who ordered the hit?
That’s right! It was his old nemesis, HogTits.
For nearly a full day, HogTits bullied and griefed his way through Torrinos.
Jinx Beirutbomb > Can I inquire as to the nature of your dispute?
toxicninja > honsetly i was just minning
toxicninja > he said target aquired and left the astroid feild
However, ninja needed more evidence.
Would another ganker confirm Jinx’s testimony?
She sung like a bird, throwing HogTits under the bus.
ninja had been caught by a professional bounty hunter.
Novus Plebbo wannabes copy me, because I’m the best.
In a game like EvE Online, social skills matter.
I killed toxicninja, and he liked it.
I run a “very pro team”.
In fact, we are going to kill them all.
They can thank us later.
Vinnegar Douche spotted an antiganker, in a hole.
It was crime fighting time!
Check out this video of a real life antiganker!
Anyways, I’ve been wondering….
Would Vinnegar support my proposal?
We need Aiko monuments, in game and in reality!
I was pleased to learn that Vinnegar is a man of reason and culture.
Everyone agrees, it’s time for our first Aiko monument.
So many great ideas!
I want to thank everybody who has supported me, and my alliance.
As always, I have to acknowledge James 315.
I wouldn’t even be here without him.
Honestly, this was all his idea.
Everything is proceeding according to plan.
That’s right.
Cheers!
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Most miners are happy to be ganked.
I give them whatever they desire.
However, sometimes miners are less than satisfied.
In such situations, I know what to do.
Customer satisfaction is my top priority.
Alexander sent an image, to show what he wants.
That’s fine, but I need to get paid.
If I don’t get paid, there’s gonna be trouble.
Ok, calm down miners.
You guys…
That’s right.
OMG.
Believe it or not, some people don’t want PvP in their PvP battle royale.
Highsec ganking has always been controversial.
Mining permits have always been a part of EvE Online.
Griefer bullies are the best players in EvE Online.
07 Bl4zer, you were a true trailblazer.
We must always fight the carebears.
They’ve always been here, crying and whining.
It’s always been this way.
We know how to deal with miners.
Right?
That’s right.
Oh hey… sorry I missed you!
I’ve been busy, killing the same people, over and over.
They don’t seem to understand what is happening.
I just want to help.
Life is hard for miners.
We can’t all be PvP champions.
I’m a winner, so they don’t have to be.
Sometimes, wormholers acknowledge my elite status.
You gotta be careful when I’m around.
I’ll just wait for you to fall asleep.
Even antigankers won’t save you.
Just dock up, before it’s too late.
Miners think we want isk.
They think we want ‘loot’.
As if they have anything worth taking.
Miners are just poors.
They can’t afford to pay us.
We don’t want their petty isk.
We just want to take out the trash.
Of course, they must pay us — that is the law.
This is a textbook protection racket)))
Capiche?
After they pay, we are definitely going to kill them.
That’ll teach them to be SAFE.
That’s how you win EvE Online, without being a quitter.
Cheers!
Antigankers are kinda stupid.
They enjoy shooting empty pods, and never understand that multiboxers find it helpful. Nobody wants to repetitively click the dock button. It’s quite a convenience to be teleported back home!
Haha, now that is some elite PvP in EvE Online!
PROTIP: Stay safe, and let CONCORD handle the griefers!
Even the best antigankers wonder… is it worth it?
Javencraft44Ace just wants to mine in Highsec.
He begged for peace.
Javen bent the knee, in abject submission.
There was only one problem.
We don’t negotiate with miners.
No matter how incompetent you are…
…you will regret shooting empty pods.
You will gnash your teeth in vain.
That’s right.
You might not like me…
…but I’m here to stay.
I’m invincible!
