Ringdingdingalingading
What’s that sound?
It’s Gankmas!
Dingdingdinalingaringding.
Lingaringadingadingding.
Marry Gankmas
Category: From The Source
Many More Years!
I got arrested
The Price of Safety
Sad!
Silly miners!
EvE is for PvP!
Hail
Hey there.
I love to help.
I’m so glad you understand.
I’m gonna gank me some miners.
They love the attention.
Let’s get this party started.
\o/
Dumb
Miners are kinda dumb.
So dumb!
The End
Some say CCP hates me, and my playstyle.
That’s why they cancelled ganking.
Now I need security tags?
Where’s that New Order spirit?
I guess I’ll be fine.
Ok!
Gank On
Why Do I Gank?
I don’t like bot miners.
They make me sick.
Put them down.
It’s what I want.
What do you want?
New Blog
Welcome to EvE Online.
Miners are often calm.
Mining permits are just 100 million isk.
It’s a rent increase.
Right now, we have a special.
It’s dangerous out there.
DemiaN is Nuts
CCP has declared war upon non-profit gankers.
Ganking is only ethical for isk/hr gankbears.
Non-profit ganking is evil.
Unfortunately, DemiaN lost a pod.
Aaaarrgg wasn’t even trying to profit…
DemiaN knows how to deal with non-profit greefers.
Killrights are a lucrative opportunity!
It’s not a sin, if you murder for money.
Just for the record, a CCP gamemaster told me that asking miners to calm down is clear evidence of griefer intent, as this phrase is deliberately and intentionally used to amplify and mock the genuine emotional distress of poor innocent Highsec miners. Oh, those precious newbros, angel DemiaN has only been playing for seven short years.
I guess even Aaaarrgg gets hit on.
Meanwhile, time was running out…
Would Aaaarrgg see what matter is?
Will we see us?
