Braless Mining

A lot of people are into it.

I certainly agree.

Recently, I was docked up in Afivad.

That’s on the edge of my Domain.

Here, I encountered the local miners.

They wondered what me and my alts were doing.

So I introduced myself.

They understood me perfectly.

That’s right.

I think they like me.

Oh right…

After that, they station camped me hard.

I was trapped in a station.

They had a real defense fleet.

Scary!

I’ve decided to visit more often.

I think Braless Mining is really wild.

These bad girls boys need some attention.

Ya kno?

To be continued…

Yria is Syria, Part 6

Listening to: Silent Justice

Yria is Syria, Part 1

Some miners talk a lot of trash.

One day, one of my best friend returned to EvE Online.

Then he invited all his alts to punish the bullies.

They crossed our red line!

These are consequences, which will never be the same.

Do bigots deserve acts of counterbullying?

The carebears tried to intimidate us.

This was going to be a multibox war crowd dispersal.

When it was all over…

Who do you think won?

That’s right.

Silent Company got bumped off our moons.

To be continued…

Creativity in EvE Online

Listening to: Stay Dead

Welcome back.

I’m kinda famous now.

Aiko Danuja is officially the best ganker in EvE Online!

I also teach GPT and SEO optimization on my professional blog.

Wow, I sure do meet a lot of miners…

Oh look, here’s one now!

What will they think of next?

I’m sure they will come up with something.

That’s right.

Oh, I give it up.

That’s right!

Yria is Syria, Part 5

Listening to: Silent Justice

Yria is Syria, Part 1

Silent Company wanted to make a deal.

Maybe I can just kill them all?

We started with bumps in the night.

Challenge accepted.

Silent Company didn’t like the medicine.

Georgia began to feel bad for them.

So we let them enjoy some free mining.

Mining foreman The L0adi3 offered 100 million a week.

The bribe was firmly rejected.

Mining time was over.

Will Silent Company ever mine our moons again?

To be continued…

KillJoy Cries Again

Listening to: Come at Me Bro

Previously, we met a real killjoy.

I can always spot a not calm miner.

He had more to say.

He soon obtained a space attorney, BooBoo TheFoo.

Would he listen to BooBoo?

The client was most unwell.

Perhaps, it was time to resign.

So our killjoy vowed to quit.

That will teach us.

Before leaving, he admitted to mining.

He also cast a spell of immortality upon me.

I’ll see you all in eighty thousand years!

No More Permabanned Racists in Highsec

Old News: Globby and loyalanon got permabanned (again)

#SAD

#GETFUCKED

Oh well…

I guess we’ll never know what happened.

Maybe I had something to do with it?

I kinda don’t like racist losers.

I don’t want to be associated with them.

They just don’t get it.

They are, well…

Kinda mental!

Fortunately, I’ve got good news.

Where we’re going, we won’t need miners (or racists).

We can just kill them all.

Globby Got Dunked

Listening to: Princess We Obey

I’ve been busy.

Previously, antiganker Valryon defected.

Antiganking the gankbears has never been so lucrative!

Globby just inspired me.

That’s right.

Cry harder, bitch.

Can’t think of a more deserving person.

Famous last words…

Nazi around and find out.

#MENTAL

Globby was getting S.A.L.T.Y.

I love it!

I do, for real.

I literally wrote a book on Sun Tzu.

Come and take it, bro.

They had a bad plan, as we anticipated.

Sun Tzu called this, “Tempting the Bull”.

#BAITEDONAFREE

Globby only thought about isk.

We thought about moon cycles.

We gladly gave them enough to hang themselves.

Our plan worked, as always.

We gave them a second third fourth fifth? chance.

We do eventually respond to aggression.

Then they fucked up (again).

So they were punished.

We fucked them up.

Thanks for the year of drama, bro.

“I started with dogfucker Don, and then I moved on to the anti-Semite, and finally I came for the n-word users and that CODE. neo-Nazi who keeps humming Das Horst-Wessel-Lied in Teamspeak… Did you know that song is illegal?“

In EvE Online, politics are wars by other means.

The freighter gankers are were L.O.S.E.R.S.

Like, for real.

This is funny.

Ho ho ho.

I don’t need those people in my alliance.

I gave Globby one final chance.

Consider yourself warned, bro.

Bro, I will fuck you up.

What a bitch.

Mistakes were made (again and again).

It was a bad strategy.

I’ve got new friends now.

Globby actually gave me the idea.

Antigankers love this idea.

Now that’s high praise indeed.

Do I need racists, anti-Semites, and neo-Nazis in my alliance?

Some people just don’t have the right character.

You’ve gotta be cool.

Miners can’t stay calm.

Bro, try breathing exercises.

Meanwhile, Valryon has completed his homage to me.

Your enemies are now my friends.

We did it!

Let’s hear what antigankers say about me.

Even my sworn enemies, acknowledge I’m the best.

My powers are incredible.

There’s no shame in accepting the Mule of Highsec.

Let’s recap.

I guess things are going well (for me).

How are things going for you?

o7

To be continued…

THE GANKBEARS, aggrieved at having no established Executor, sent ambassadors to James 315 entreating for a King. Perceiving their aspirations, he cast down the CODE. The bears were terrified at the splash occasioned by its fall and hid themselves in the depths of Uedama. But as soon as they realized that the huge treatise was motionless, they swam again to the top of the water, dismissed their fears, climbed up, and began squatting on it in contempt. After some time they began to think themselves ill-treated in the appointment of so inert a Ruler, and sent a second deputation to James praying that he would set over them another sovereign. He then gave them Super Perforator. When the bears discovered his simple nature, they sent yet a third time, begging James to choose another. James, most displeased with all of them, unleashed a Princess who preyed upon the bears till there were none left.