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This is a serious game.
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Highsec Miner Grab Bag #251
Category: revenge
Simo’s Third Mining Permit
Listening to: Gonna Get Back
Simo’s First and Second Mining Permits
I sell a lot of permits.
I’m an irl space celebrity.
Simo bought permits for Ikao and Piekura.
For some reason, he decided to mine in Kamio?
Something went terribly wrong!
His space lawyer explained miner rights.
So simo appealed his conviction.
This is the art of a deal.
I even gave free Sirseshin access.
Simo also upgraded from Third to First Class.
It’s all in the CODE.
“No miner can be lawfully ganked unless they are given a full advance warning, with a 60 second truce allowing them to dock up safely. Second Class citizens receive 120 seconds, and First Class citizens enjoy 300 seconds.”
That’s fair, right?
Everything makes perfect sense.
Later, simo discovered a multibot.
Maybe he will start ganking?
That’s right.
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<Hrothy’s Salty Gankbear Tears>
You know I don’t play right
I’m gonna get back when I feel like
I’ll put up a good fight
Uh huh, uh huh
#WINNING
Cheerzah bravs!
FriendlyFemboy
Let’s meet a miner.
Cool story bro.
That’s right.
Anyways…
Cheerzah!
No Don’t
I enjoy PvP.
That’s right.
Are you having fun?
Carebears remain salty forever.
Is that you loyalanon?
What a miner.
Asoi Daown
Praise Aiko!
That’s right.
Suddenly, antiganker…
He wants to PvP me.
However, my underwire was forged in CHINA.
Get dunked.
Sarcasim Goes On
Listening to: Chiping Away
This is a recurring thing.
Sarcasim (aka IamurPAPPY) is obsessed with ‘Justina’.
Always!
EvE Online is a game of alts.
In this game, anyone can be a real loser.
Too bad about old man James 315…
Even other miners pity Sarcasim!
Isn’t that special?
Everyone in the game is Justin.
That’s right.
Still Salty
Miners don’t like me.
They don’t even like EvE Online.
Oh well.
Woof!
That’s right.
Code Ready Gelhan, Part 55
It’s a love story from beyond time.
This Valentine’s we remember what really matters.
I take personal responsibility for all of that.
Any idiot can create an alliance in EvE Online.
Dead alliances generally have bad leadership.
You can’t silence an obvious truth.
Gai understood the SAFETY CODE. governs Highsec mining.
However, Assistance Group is an entirely different alliance.
Same people (not me), but with different alts.
We They offer Highsec mining assistance, with paid training.
There was no need to wait.
That’s right.
Wow, FREE PvE fits!
To be continued…
More Sarcasim
Oh boy, here come a crazy.
This one knows our my Justin’s secret.
Such people never shut up.
I think they have a mental illness.
I hope he feels better soon.
This is the real EvE Online.
My enemies are ‘winning’.
I’m embarrassed for them.
In EvE Online, you can be anything you want.
Some miners aspire to be herpes.
Muting them doesn’t work.
They just come back on an alt.
Oh wow, he almost defeated us!
Yikes!
At least he’s having fun.
What a guy.
Yes, I dunked the Goonbears.
That’s right.
Bon Voyage \o
My killboard is pretty great.
I know it drives some people mental.
Many have fallen along the way.
I again ascended on Christmas EvE, a sign of things to come.
Gankbears really just don’t get it.
Mere killmails are for beginners and rookies.
Even miners know there’s more to my game.
James called it bumping.
Carebears, whether gankers or miners, should take note.
I will bump you out of the circle (again).
Enjoy the ride.
Some fall further than others.
How low can you go?
I like to find out!
Did you want to PvP me?
Are you winning?
How’d that work out for you?
Another happy ending!
Cheerzah!
xD
Double xD
Triple xD
That’s right.
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