Category: Sales

Good Girl Bot Killers

That’s right.

Good Girl Kara > Kill: Uedashin Unata Eto (Worm) reporting them does nothing
Vardonis > Good Girl Kara what did you report for?
Good Girl Kara > botting
Vardonis > abyss botting?
Good Girl Kara > yep
Good Girl Kara > Kill: Onaneri Irai Hinken (Worm) another one

My alliance provides a community service.

Twenty eight Worms down.

35 bots permabanned (or given a slap on the wrist as usual).

Does CCP care about bots?

=DOUBLE FEATURE=

Are mining permits real?

With his new permit, Nick was celebrating in local.

This caught the attention of fellow newbro Vyacheslav.

I call that real content, with real permits.

Missing Freighter

We have fun in Highsec.

Check out this trick.

Where’d the freighter go?

Two day newbro MEMO2556 was mystified.

Princess Aiko investigates…

In EvE Online, all losses are temporary.

I’m happy to help.

He paid.

What’s next?

Time to beg.

Another registered inmate.

Indeed.

Teamwork makes the dreamwork.

Everything hung in the balance.

Real-life discord roles were at stake.

One friendship was over forever.

MEMO’s friend scammed him to haul through Uedama.

Oh my…

Poor little fellow.

He’s out of luck.

=BEHIND THE SCENES=

We all know how that turned out.

Maybe his pro friend will help him tommorrow?

Good luck little guy.

A few hours later…

Cheerzah brav!

Dirty Business

Hey there.

Each day brings new friends.

Yesterday, I helped Lady Krabs purchase 12 mining permits.

Then she reported me to the SSR.

The next morning, Mrs. Krabs woke up to reality.

Op success.

Another content subscriber.

Now the Krabs ladies can mine in peace.

Osmon is also the home of my beloved Cultural Center.

I can’t keep a secret.

He’s a real people person.

I’m glad everyone is happy.

That’s right.

Feel free to send your isk.

Works for me.

I wonder how things are going in Osmon?

Sounds like things are going great.

Thanks for the free isk, bro.

I’m glad we are friends.

How to Sell a Mining Permit, Part 316

Listening to: Hahaha

Here’s to thirteen fourteen years of failure in Uminas!

At least I’m having fun in EvE Online.

Here’s a neat trick.

First, I gank them.

Then, I gank their friends.

Next, I undock the big bomper!

This usually gets their attention.

Talking to me, or my alts, is one dangerous game.

Highsec is a Safe space!

No free samples.

Miners are tightfisted Scrooges.

Have you heard of Aiko Danuja, the greatest player in EvE Online?

I make things happen.

I’m a real content generator.

Once you meet me, you’ve already lost.

This miner was one tough negotiator.

Every miner is a little special.

I’m a helpful princess.

Fortunately, mining permits are still in fashion.

However, after payment, he immediately blocked me.

I guess I can sell this permit to someone else.

I’d call that a win.

=FOREIGN LANGUAGE CONTEST=

Contest Rules: Send 1 billion isk to Aiko Danuja, and guess the magic word. Put that as the payment reason, and receive one (1) entry.

Meanwhile….

xd)

=Afterwards=

I eventually taught Lady Krabs to unblock me.

I make the galaxy go round.

Leadership

Yesterday, we saw the burden of alliance leadership.

Voluminous unsolicited correspondence.

Oh boy…

Thanks for the intel.

I get lot of inquiries.

It’s not a cult. We are a congregational Fellowship of Friendos.

Next time, we’ll talk about sexual harassment in EvE Online.

That’s right.

That’s not gonna happen.

Like wtf.

Yep, that’s an antiganker.

Empty

What happened?

Nobody likes a miner.

We kill miners )))

“Bitch, you are jerking people off killing them. I feel sad that your older brother rapes you. Your attempt to self validate on the internet will not help. You need a real psychologist. You are sick. I pity you”

I pity the miner.

Why does the miner spew?

Let’s find out!

Get drained.

Let’s read that again…

That’s right.

That’s right!

Welcome to EvE Online.

There’s a learning curve.

That’s right.

Service guaranteed.

Agents are standing by.

I love this game.

That’s right…


End of an Era, Part 15

End of an Era, Part 1

Was everything over forever?

One week, mom survived…

The Russians paid 35 billion, for one week of Highsec PvE.

The next spawn was an island in Solitude.

Suddenly, lazy carebears didn’t want to PvE.

They blamed us, and CCP.

The bears didn’t even try.

They wished Hawk would rescue them.

They wanted mom to die.

Highsec miners just want free easy isk.

Island isk wasn’t good enough.

To be continued…

How to Sell a Mining Permit, RELOADED

Let’s meet a miner.

Every miner has a story.

No miner is innocent.

I guess he got the mail.

Fascinating.

Some miners are confused.

I ask nicely!

What a deal.

Miners sure ask a lot of questions.

I want to help them all.

According to the CODE, I must honor the questions three.

He came really close.

At least he had fun.

He just had one nagging question…

That’s right.

I enjoy EvE Online!