

Some miners mine a lot.



Others do not.



That’s right.

In EvE Online, you can be whatever you want to be are.


I’m a vampi space princess.


Some people are into that.



That’s right.

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Some miners mine a lot.



Others do not.



That’s right.

In EvE Online, you can be whatever you want to be are.


I’m a vampi space princess.


Some people are into that.



That’s right.


Why do we gank them?


Enjoy a fat paragraph.

This one is a ‘philosophy miner’.

They are crazies (irl).

For real, fr.

They often like to negotiate.

I just hope he enjoyed EvE Online.

Now he’s quitting forever (again).


That’s one point for Team Safety!

Zero points for everyone else.

Oh wait, there’s more…

This is BONUS content.

Behold, an antiganker is born…

Are you keeping score?


That’s right!

He even learned a little CODE. history.

He also met our favourite little princess.


Some guys are into me.

They remember me for the rest of their life.

He won in his own little way.

o7 capsuleer!




Oh, hey there.


I’m always here.


I enjoy our time together.


This is a healthy ecosystem.

I’m the apex princess!


haha


o7 capsuleers!



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Sam Kosho killed this Tayra.

What’s next for our crybaby of the day?

That’s right.


He had a ship that could shoot back.



Meanwhile, another miner started to cry.

Shooting back just isn’t enough.

It was a good fight.

The miners backed each other up.

Not everyone can be me.

I’m kinda the best.


That’s right.

Oh look, I killed Dracula.

I also caught Captain Hook.


Cool.

Here’s another clam miner.


o7 capsuleers!

Watch out for the witch, Aiko Danuja!

That’s right.

Watching: Sovereign Citizen Moments

Here’s the TLDR:

R3aper992 is our star of the day.

What a miner.


Nice pod!

I know what miners want.

A few minutes later…

He’s a sovereign citizen!


That’s right.

He’s a free miner.

A stateless traveler.

I wonder what else he has to say?

Check this out!

Textbok sovvie.

He definitely knows Admiralty law!

If you don’t make a contract, they can’t arrest you.

I wonder if he believes in aliens?

Any last words?

Later that day…

We diagnosed him with a case of the crazies.

That’s right.

That’s right!


TRIGGER WARNING: EvE Online

I got a lot of EvEMail.


Some miners want to pimp me out at Fanfest.

They love to share their fantasies.

There’s more where that came from.

Other miners want to apologize.


Even apologetic miners need mining permits.

Woah! Calm down…


o7 capsuleers!


That’s right.

Listening to: Stay Dead

Welcome back.

I’m kinda famous now.


Aiko Danuja is officially the best ganker in EvE Online!


I also teach GPT and SEO optimization on my professional blog.


Wow, I sure do meet a lot of miners…


Oh look, here’s one now!


What will they think of next?


I’m sure they will come up with something.

That’s right.

Oh, I give it up.

That’s right!


Miner Mike recently learned a valuable lesson.
Don’t mine.

Don’t you dare.

If you do, you’ll get punished.

Some miners like that.

That’s right.

