They hold meetups on DReddit.
Cool photo bro.
Welcome to EvE Online.
That’s high praise from Captain Carebear.
Jump jump jump!
We don’t need miners in Highsec.
That’s right.
Please don’t -10 us.
Silly miners.
That’s right.
Carebear Convention
Category: Tears
Venture Standings – NOVEMBER
It’s that time of year.
We are here to help.
Without further ado, the November rankings…
- CASTOLE: 493
- James Fuchs: 193
- Nira Mangeiri: 74
- Alyx Meyers: 63
- ooo so flashy: 52
- Adako Aivoras: 51
- Dishrag: 48
- Guybertini: 37
- Speedy Billy: 31
- Ira Warwick: 28
As we head into December, CASTOLE generously motivates the other contestants, by adding an additional 25 billion isk to the PRIZE FUND. Wow, thank you CASTOLE! Remember, December is the month of kill doubling, so earn your BONUS points fast with that holiday spirit! It’s not too late to bounce back to the highest levels imaginable. This is your chance to become a TOP TIER elite Venture destroyer! Of course, if you can’t gank a Venture yourself, feel free to send isk to those who can!!
That’s right!
That’s right!
FRUSTRATION
Oh boy…
Let’s check it out!
Nullsec is the home of fair honorable PvP?
That’s right.
TLDR: Crybaby wants to roleplay, but is a bad.
Boohoohoo.
This pirate game has too many pirates!
Grrrhathathat.
This guy just needs a permit.
Mining permits are more popular than ever!
<=COMMUNITY RESPONSE=>
That’s right.
That’s right!
Everybody knows PvP is for antisocial psychopathics.
Nobody likes a time bandit!
Woah, this is no joke…
I’m an IRL cyberterrorist.
<=CAREBEAR ZONE=>
<=FINAL ANALYSIS=>
Miner Blues
It’s not easy being a miner.
AFK is not a good strategy.
They just need to pay.
That’s right.
Oh well.
Silly bears.
Glambring FailHammer
Indeed.
Oh no!
He’s a real cat killer…
hehehehe
What a guy.
Two hours later…
Uh oh…
$$-BONUS ROUND-$$
I’m not messing around.
Well, I hope he’s sorry!
Cheerzah!
<=PLOT TWIST=>
That’s right.
How to Sell a Mining Permit #423
First, chat with a miner.
I like to be direct.
He didn’t take the hint.
Mine around and find out!
PLOT TWIST: That’s just my alt.
So the miner contacted a supervisor…
“No miner can be lawfully ganked unless they are given a full advance warning, with a 60 second truce allowing them to dock up safely.”
No warning, in my Halaima?
He was informed, but ok…
I keep my Highsec safe.
I value my friends.
I love to help.
This is a good racket.
What a great space job.
That’s right.
Read all about it!
That’s right…
Everything according to plan.
Just another day in EvE Online.
Amazing content.
My ‘friend’ never corrected me.
In fact, the little parrot was scamming me.
Everyone loves a free SRP.
They apparently see it coming.
I play the game my way.
This is not my first time.
It adds up.
It works!
=BONUS ROUND=
I almost forgot.
Nobody likes a delinquent miner.
A few moments later…
Another satisfied customer.
=POSTSCRIPT=
Eventually, Andreska bought a new ship…
It never reached the ice.
xD
=THE END=
Welcome Back
Welcome back to EvE Online.
Speak truth.
That’s right.
We can play.
That’s right.
Hey there.
That’s right.
Deport
Hey there.
Miners have some wild ideas.
Wow!
Being Grounded
That’s right.
Get grounded.
I’m pretty danger.
What?>
Clam daown, stupied gaunker!
Miners greetings to all.
Welcome to EvE Online, little miner.
It’s a sily game.
Every miner has his day.
Get buried, irl.
Ya know what I mean?
He finds us intriguing.
He likes something about me.
What a guy.
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
That’s right.
