Miners are our greatest generation.
Salute!
#FREE NEFFI
Listening to: Democracy Manifest
Well, hello there.
One day, the ban hammer slipped.
Neffi Cake (aka Luci Gotti) got banned, permanently, maybe.
Investigative Princess Aiko investigates…
Meanwhile, ISD Redacted was summoned to space court.
Likewise, Redline doesn’t care.
The other miners accuse CCP of international crimes.
Damning chatlogs prove CCP devs are Snuffed Out alts.
Of course, they deny everything.
So Neffi banned all the CCP/Snuff devs from his discord.
Seems legit.
The truth is out there.
Is Neffi going to prison?
No, that’s Adrian Vexier…
Neffi was banned for something else.
Why???
Fortunately, Neffi has contacted a higher power.
NATO forces are on high alert.
Reddits have been reddited…
… and unreddited.
CCP fought the law, and the law won.
Snuffed Out is going to the big house.
Neffi just wants to play EvE Online.
Will Hellmar unban his biggest fan?
This is a paid advertisement…
omg he’s soooo hot
Did Neffi do anything wrong?
Regardless, Neffi will continue trying to login.
As always, Highsec gankers stand with Neffi.
We want him to undock.
Just let him play, and we will take care of him…
Save the whales!
Cheerzah!
To be continued?
*BONUS CONTENT*
***BEHIND THE SCENES LIVEBLOG***
End of Antiganking
Antigankers love to simp.
That’s fun.
It’s the end of an era.
Why antigank, when you can go to lowsec?
What plebs!
Autism Online
Wow, half price EvE Online!
In Eve Online, some things never change.
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee….
Lexi is not calm.
Gankers are not miners.
Why won’t the gankers go away?
I finally answered the original question.
ScReeching intensifies…
Silly miners!
Lexi knows how to outsmart the gunkers.
Eyeroll.
What’s wrong with these people?
*Postscript*
*Lexi’s Perspective*
Krig’s Korner, Episode 10
Princess Aiko is the best.
She always blog about ME))))
haha I’m not an NPC l’mao
283 + a blueprint?
…and an Orca… plus a Hulk?
That’s not what I asked for!
Haha, keep blogging space secretary.
Keep going, u dumb b.
There’s more…
I tried Aiko… and she blogged about it.
She loves blogging, especially with me.
Haha, I hope that miner writes her daily.
Aiko wasn’t a lezzi last night))))
I bet she wants to blog me again.
That girl is annoyed, paranoid, and full of void.
WoW a Geri
Wannabe pirate Jack thought he was safe.
I guess lowsec isn’t scary?
Fredrick showed me how it went down.
Meanwhile, Jack tries desperately to fix his killboard.
Calm down miner!
Woe to 1DQ
Well, hello there!
All gunkers are groons. Garrrrar etc.
We lost everything in Delve, so now we hide in Highsec.
Lin Sa La had a cunning plan.
Could she spam the gunks away?
Like all miners, she needs guidance.
These are actual screenshots from EvE Online!
The temper tantrum gradually subsided.
James 315 would have loved this miner.
I’m just a despotic totalitarian tyrant.
Across the galaxy, miners yearn for the return of their Saviour.
Will he ever keep them safe?
Doubt.
Oh well…
Cheerzah bravs!
SILENT DEATH
Silent Death is a Highsec mining operation.
They recruited Lucy, which is an anagram for Lucy.
The miners were happy to meet another no life.
Highsec mining is COOL. B)
However, something was stalking them…
PLOT TWIST: Lucy was one of them…
…and that’s the story of how Ycoco died silently.
BONUS CONTENT
Benji has been playing in Pochven.
Actually, all miners NEED a permit.
Silly bears!
Seagulling with Sargon
What is Seagulling?
Sargon investigates…
…looks like fun for everyone!
It’s a good way to earn isk.
Streamer M0rty was having a blast.
EvE Online teaches basic maths!
M0rty just wanted the seagull to leave.
However, even seagulls need isk.
M0rty didn’t want to play with Sargon.
Apparently seagulling is not an exploit?
Cheerzah!
EVOLA FIRESALE
Jump freighters disgust me.
They deserve Safety.
EVOLA is going out of business.
It’s the end of an era.
Oh well!
The End
