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My name is Krig Povelli.
That’s an anagram for friend.
However, Michal is not friendly.
All he cares about is money.
So I urged him to get a job.
However, Michal doesn’t want to work.
Instead, he just wants to play the race card.
I speak truth to power!
Michal is a miner, a racist, and a liar.
To be continued…
Michael Michal volunteered to be my hostage.
However, I had to teach him what to do.
Eventually, he figured it out.
5 billion isk later…
Michal had a Safety incident!
Oh no…
Oh no!
To be continued…
Hoo boy, it’s me, Krig Povelli.
When we aren’t filming, I enjoy EvE Online.
Recently, I met Michael Michal Somebody or whoever.
He was desperate for help!
Afterward, Michal gave me a free Golem.
This made me wonder…
Apparently, he also owned another ship.
So I taught him how to make a contract.
Afterward, we fleeted up, and had tea.
This post is sponsored by Taylors Of Harrogate.
In any hostage crisis, Taylors will set you at ease.
To be continued…
I like to have fun.
Recently, I reported breaking news.
Zazz is a former fan.
Remember the good old days, when Zazz still played EvE Online, after James 315 ragequit two years before?
Haha. Remember that time The Aggressor dunked James, who spent eight (8!) years writing a therapy blog, before disappearing, just like he did after his previous hobby involving… political content?
Me and James 315, we agree on politics like Ocasio-Cortez and Mitch. However, the old turtle has been dead for years. His CODE. was a tea party, astroturfed by George, which collapsed when the bubble burst. I am more sophisticated than that. By applying the principles of Hari Seldon, the Order has evolved into a grassroots autocracy.
Many battles, she emerged victorious,
#SouthSide
Leaving her foes feeling notorious.
Bards don’t hiphop for Zazz.
James was a funny man, but I’m not.
I’m just here to help.
Some miners yearn for the old Minerbumping, with Annie Frank who on September 6, 2018, said “You did really good work. I really appreciate your new and different post. Please guys keep it up and share with us some unique post in the futureMenmy shopCar Stereo Double Din Android Player Hyepersonic Double Din Player Hyundai Creta Double Din Player CBSE open school cbse private banzaraon journeyAdj online.”
James always believed in me, even if Zazz lost faith.
I don’t think this is funny.
Who writes erotic fanfic about me and James, in the belt?
I get it… This is an ‘origin’ story.
Grrr. Hulksgarrrrr hathat. Hulkgeddon SMASH
“Praise Aiko!” is reverberated throughout the entire starbase, again and again, as the fleet takes off. Today, the miners will be hunted. Today, the miners will once again know fear.
It goes on, and reaches a happy ending.
Cornpone tried to hide in Sivala…
…but they found him in Uedama.
We appreciate full cooperation.
Miners sure are silly!
Some miners are Bates fans!
Yikes!
We provide high security.
We make sure miners can’t shoot back.
Gf!
Highsec is a safe space.
Remember lazar us, yes that guy, aka Coach Subway?
He’s baaaaack.
What a guy.
So crazy!
Meanwhile, Highsec remains SAFE.
To be continued…
Yakuzan logged in, to announce she quit.
Otherwise, she intends to antigank.
Yakuzan theorycrafted a successful ag doctrine.
Fortunately, Yakuzan doesn’t play EvE Online.
Back in the day, Yakuzan was a famous ganker.
This experience taught Yakuzan all the ganker tricks.
She could apply this knowledge to antiganking…
To prove it, Yakuzan orbited a gate in Uedama.
In reality, Yazkuan is just a miner.
Even miners have ships…
…but all 2007 players are failures.
Erotica 1 loved bonus content.
Woah… who was that girl? She seems to show up in every bonus room, like some kind of grieferette!
Anyways, utilizing my encrypted Signalbase NFT cryptoforum for Solana (which is going to the moon), Erotica’s mentor George had his assistant reach out for a friendly reunion.
After he was permabanned, Erotica had a problem.
His EvE Online activities did not look good in court.
What would FighterJets GuitarSolo do? What about Fighter Jets GuitarSolo or FighterJets Guitar Solo 1000 years?
As CEO of NFT Corporation, Erotica insisted upon doxxing himself, claiming the EvE community would defend his good reputation and high ethical standards. In fact, NFT Corporation never existed, but eventually he formed a legal illegal lawfully regulated corporation.
He also created a blog several blogs.
Exploiting international tragedy became the primary focus of his new business, capitalizing upon the NFT cryptobubble.
It’s not a scam, right?
Of course not it is!
To be continued…
We sure love antiganking.
Of course, we can’t save everyone.
We do our best to keep everyone safe.
It’s a thankless task.
We must leave no miner behind.
Join us, and save the miners!
Cheers!
EvE Online offers consistent gameplay.
First, you find a bot and kill them.
They don’t seem to mind.
You can tell they are bots, cuz they just keep mining.
Afterward, there’s a meet and greet with local citizens.
Some miners enjoy having a princess in their life.
However, a salty antiganker inevitably arrives.
These miners are especially stupid.
Antigankers are the most incompetent people in the game.
I can kill them with twelve hands tied behind my back.
Naturally, the antiganker spun defeat into delusions of victory.
Curiously, Inquisitor admitted to botting. Antigankers try to defend bots, but the ‘people’ they ‘protect’ don’t care, and aren’t even at their keyboard. Regardless, the antigankers consider this a heroic success, which they fail at continuously.
These miners know ganking isn’t PvP.
You need two players for ‘real’ PvP.
Eventually, the botter returned to his keyboard, discovering that two Macks are missing. As always, he used this as an opportunity to gloat about meaningless killrights.
Of course, he blamed one of his kids, and sought sympathy by pretending to help the other bots.
Miners sure do love mining!
