[01:01:52] MUHU001 > я бы тебе денег перевел 10 милиона [01:01:56] MUHU001 > дибил [01:04:08] Destiny Corrupted > Вы должны купить разрешение на перевозку [01:04:18] Destiny Corrupted > 100KK ))) [01:05:34] MUHU001 > я новенкий откуда я знаю где покупать я играю 6 день и лечу откуда начал [01:06:16] Destiny Corrupted > Ваши великие лидеры начали эту войну [01:06:35] Destiny Corrupted > Мы только защищаем себя [01:06:57] MUHU001 > меня ваша война не интересует
Uh…
MUHU001 > I’m new how do I know where to buy I play 6 days and fly from where I started
MUHU was just a newbro.
MUHU001 > and what do you want me to raise money for a new powerful ship and also start fighting against you Destiny Corrupted > A war that is going very badly for you! MUHU001 > I’m not interested in your war
MUHU was not interested in his own wars.
Even when his alliance is the aggressor…
MUHU001 > I’m just upgrading the character Destiny Corrupted > I’m just doing my job MUHU001 > that’s mean
However, he vowed to fight back against meanies.
MUHU001 > I can also fly on my armagidon and destroy all passing ships and no one else will pour into your system MUHU001 > I realized only one thing for myself, if I die, I will hunt too and 6 people can join
He promised to hunt Destiny.
MUHU001 > I repeat to you again, we are not all of us beginners on day 6, if it goes on like this, we will start hunting MUHU001 > and our yel will not be an industry but a bounty hunt
He was serious.
MUHU001 > you are very mistaken if I bought armagidon and other beginners mind enough, believe me, I’m not a child MUHU001 > how better to ship the ship, you would not rush to your conclusions it can become a boomerang for you
Destiny is finished!
MUHU001 > next time I’ll go there to you if I heal, I will destroy and fly not alone but in a group MUHU001 > you finished the game MUHU001 > and everyone will know about it you will be outcasts MUHU001 > a squeak to you and not to seal, you can give normal people just like that
POP QUIZ: How do you say asteroid slave farmers in Russian?
Destiny Corrupted > There is no one in your “group” except asteroid slave farmers MUHU001 > suck then silently Destiny Corrupted > Get your whole fleet over here right now MUHU001 > suck silently I said MUHU001 > sheep pissed
MUHU was getting excited.
Destiny Corrupted > You talk a lot but do little MUHU001 > talk less suck more, you will suck Destiny Corrupted > It will be even more embarrassing when I destroy your entire fleet while I suck MUHU001 > AAAAAAA SUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCKING
It was a special time.
MUHU001 > FUCK FUCK ME Destiny Corrupted > Where is the fleet? MUHU001 > SILENT FURTHER SUCK MUHU001 > YOU PLAY FOR 14 YEARS AND SUCH FUCK NICESH YOU UNDERSTAND FUCK
Sargon, with a little help from Tweepsadoodledoo and Don the Dolphin Pleb, decided to try an experiment. What if they fed the CODE. into ChatGPT, and got chatbots Zargon, Sandy, DARPA, and Elon X Shabazz to write their own CODE. So the bots got busy and came up with their idea of what an artificial CODE. might be.
Whilst listening, you may notice a certain similarity to the original CODE. Why is that? Quite simply, even bots recognize the need for justice. So sit back, relax, and read along with the bots.
DOUBLE TRIGGER WARNING: Certain people might complain that they can’t understand the first bot. If that is your crisis, please calm down, and try to stop being a boomer. We recommend listening to the video while you sleep, and see if that helps you memorize the text.
For convenience, I have included links timestamped to the beginning of each of our cherished gospels.
Now that Juneteenth is finally concluding, following a few solid weeks of that dank edible strawberry shortcake, with blue, and yellow purple pills (what?), it’s that time of year again!
Chat let’s go!
I take a couple uppers I down a couple downers But nothin’ compares To these blue and yellow purple pills I been to mushroom mountains Twice or thrice, but who’s countin’?
Cool, calm, just like my mom With a couple of Valium in her palm When I find six miners and kill them all Squashed by a b and scammed by her alts If you got cash, hide it soon
Everybody with a kilo (Me!) D400 throws the bombest bash in town Roll up on you like kaloaororaoooidnedlorn Bizarre, don is passin’ out naked with a weapon drawn (true story)
Pop pills, pills I pop Pop two pills, on stilts I walk Snort two lines filled with fen Thought I was incredible and killed the Hulk ^actual lyric
Why the hell you miners think we gank? We do it just to get your wallet jacked So okey-doke, packin’ your freighter with void Don’t give a damn if red or blue You like smack? Oh, me too! I pop six at a time
High off chronic Gin and tonic demonic At a rave, I’m a whore I said bounce Shut your mouth you stupid slut Droppin’ heroin mesc dramamine Wanna try? (yaya!)
Some, some, some Somethin’… I don’t know Bounce Bounce Bounce Jump Jump Jump Security Status Lowered
Ozran Heti Jaynara > sargon already took 750 from me Aiko Danuja > i am not sargon Ozran Heti Jaynara > isk after completetion Aiko Danuja > Payment due in advance. Ozran Heti Jaynara > not agian cant fool me twice
Challenge accepted!
Aiko Danuja > As I said Aiko Danuja > Payment due in advance. Ozran Heti Jaynara > well aparently when payed in advance things dont get completed Aiko Danuja > This is not a debate. If you want me to do something, you need to pay. Complaining about someone else doesn’t convince me of anything. Ozran Heti Jaynara > ok well dont think we are going to get an agreement the penuts are a matter of principle Aiko Danuja > On principle, I do not work for free.
We reached an impasse.
Ozran Heti Jaynara > he will rage you will love it and you will be praised and payed Aiko Danuja > I’ve heard that before. Ozran Heti Jaynara > u know u want to Aiko Danuja > I don’t know that. Ozran Heti Jaynara > yes you do i gave 750 to sargon as a taste Aiko Danuja > I am not Sargon. Ozran Heti Jaynara > i tottally believe you
Fortunately, Ozran found faith.
Ozran Heti Jaynara > he just was in a troll mood he blocked and will not complete contract Aiko Danuja > That’s your problem. I am not doing it for free. Aiko Danuja > Why would I believe you? Ozran Heti Jaynara > because i love you Ozran Heti Jaynara > of coarse 🙂 Aiko Danuja > If you love me so much, you’ll pay.
Checkmate!
Ozran Heti Jaynara > i can wait but will this be done today i like to watch 🙂 Ozran Heti Jaynara > hes still out mineing on moon Ozran Heti Jaynara > just send mail when complete Ozran Heti Jaynara > o/
I would never dox anyone, but to be fair, Mr. Justin has repeatedly and intentionally doxxed himself. At one point, he wrote (and I quote), “My name is Justin [Redacted]. My home address is [Redacted]. My phone number is [Redacted]. I am Erotica 1. You can’t dox me, because I’ve already doxxed myself.” Subsequently, he had a lot to say.
In particular, he used his celebrity status as advertising for his mystery project, a lawfully regulated business registered with his local state government. Of course, he also ran for President of these United States, and King of Jamaica. Consequently, Erotica is a public figure. This is a choice he made, and one which we must accept.
Recently, we learned that warcdeck griefing is out of control. In EvE Online, there is nothing you can do to stay SAFE.
I wanted to report this to the EvE Online forum community. However, doing so is a violation of the EULA…
Fortunately, I have a blog.
Thotapleb is widely hailed as the most dedicated antiganker.
He is the only loser of the Guardian Angel Award.
It all started when thotapleb got ganked, after which he began obsessively antiganking empty pods.
Three years later, he joined the once mighty Goonswarm. As readers may recall, this is a carebear’s best revenge.
Now he has to kill 1’309’276 more pods, just to break even.
The biggest joke, aside from thotapleb joining the very alliance which originally ganked him, is this…
Haha, lol, gf!
Despite blobbing like a coward, with 2344 other crabs to protect him, thotapleb failed to ensure that his bowhead followed basic safety protocols, and he got dunked by a lone mercenary.
