Woah… who was that girl? She seems to show up in every bonus room, like some kind of grieferette!
Anyways, utilizing my encrypted Signalbase NFT cryptoforum for Solana (which is going to the moon), Erotica’s mentor George had his assistant reach out for a friendly reunion.
After he was permabanned, Erotica had a problem.
His EvE Online activities did not look good in court.
As CEO of NFT Corporation, Erotica insisted upon doxxing himself, claiming the EvE community would defend his good reputation and high ethical standards. In fact, NFT Corporation never existed, but eventually he formed a legal illegal lawfully regulated corporation.
He also created a blog several blogs.
Exploiting international tragedy became the primary focus of his new business, capitalizing upon the NFT cryptobubble.
You can tell they are bots, cuz they just keep mining.
Afterward, there’s a meet and greet with local citizens.
Some miners enjoy having a princess in their life.
However, a salty antiganker inevitably arrives.
These miners are especially stupid.
Antigankers are the most incompetent people in the game.
I can kill them with twelve hands tied behind my back.
Naturally, the antiganker spun defeat into delusions of victory.
Curiously, Inquisitor admitted to botting. Antigankers try to defend bots, but the ‘people’ they ‘protect’ don’t care, and aren’t even at their keyboard. Regardless, the antigankers consider this a heroic success, which they fail at continuously.
These miners know ganking isn’t PvP.
You need two players for ‘real’ PvP.
Eventually, the botter returned to his keyboard, discovering that two Macks are missing. As always, he used this as an opportunity to gloat about meaningless killrights.
Of course, he blamed one of his kids, and sought sympathy by pretending to help the other bots.
CABO4EVER > mack, realy? CABO4EVER > CAME ALL THE WAY JUST TO SAY hi TO cabo? CABO4EVER > PEOPLE, THIS IS A GANKER
Hello CABO.
CABO4EVER > you tried to kill my mack..remember? CABO4EVER > CONCORDE? CABO4EVER > OFCOURSE, WHAT HAD YOU EXPECTED? CABO4EVER > its high sec, mate..
CABO was pleased to collect killrights.
CABO4EVER > 26 days 26 days..23 days…26 days.. have the time, dont worry:) i amwatching you ALL…every step… Zopiclone > activate my killright CABO4EVER > i could be your daddy , son… CABO4EVER > perhaps grandpa…kid.. Zopiclone > Please activate the KR on me CABO4EVER > you wont be in a CAT, promissed..when you go BOOOOMMM! ill be camping out there when you are in your shiny BS…..KAAABBBOOOOOOMMM!1
Other miners were not impressed.
Rozo Druprime > lol he’s so stupid Ellena Saisima > miners have no teeth so he wont actually do anything CABO4EVER > it said i could bring friends…and thats what i am going to do.. but only when it hurts, realy hurts, lmao Eyghynouel en Thielles > he accused me of being a “ganker” and i’ve only been playing for a week Rozo Druprime > lol yeah he’s a retard, ignore him. CABO4EVER > you read about those agents that can locate any player anywhere, right? and surprisely….KAAABBOOOMMM, BANG YOU R DEAD, LMAO!!!! CABO4EVER > LMAO
CABO is a lonely miner.
CABO4EVER > i have no one to talk to..cause of those filthy gankers 🙁 lets buried the axe, come harvest with me Rozo Druprime > not even his “friends” want him in their corps. he’s looking for a new mining corp cause he got kicked out of all the other ones lol CABO4EVER > i am a miner, not a fighter…:)
Just go ahead and open your inventory, select all your assets, and contract those to me. Ok?
Ok. What, wait? What am I doing? Why? Fuck you.
Here is an authentic customer testimonial:
I agree wholeheartedly that the “bonus room” is just what Jester described: A torture chamber. I had the “pleasure” of becoming a bonus room contestant earlier this week, and it’s just as bad as it sounds. I had just come into some PLEX as a gift and had ISK to burn, so I – foolishly – decided to try out Erotica 1’s “ISK Doubling Service.” To my amazement, I actually “won” and my ISK was doubled. I double checked his rules, and tried to submit more ISK. This time, though, I was told that I had won a bonus room, and I had a chance to earn even more ISK by demonstrating my faith. I wasn’t really interested, but I had no other chance to get the ISK that I had put in back. I got into the bonus room, and after a bit of discussion, I was promised that I would get five times my investment if I showed complete faith. I didn’t want to, but I felt so trapped, and the people in the room were very convincing. I finally began transferring all of my assets – about 5 billion ISK worth – to the members in the room. After they had all of my assets, they told me that I needed to complete a few additional tasks. Once again, I didn’t want to, but I felt like I had no choice, since they had all my assets. I had no idea what to do. They made me read some poetry and sections from various websites.
Erotica decided to try this in real life.
Step 1: He needed to create blogs.
During this step, he exploited his IRL infant’s name.
He also joined OnlyFans.
This became increasingly awkward.
Step 2: His ‘daughter’ began playing EvE Online.
Potential investors were confused.
Erotica was inspired by the inventor of ethical isk doubling.
However, ROB vowed to kick Krig’s alt, and biomass.
ROB plays EvE Online in ironman mode.
Skywalker dropped a race card, reminding me of another miner, with a Star Trek name. This was HanSolo01 (along with HanSolo02 and HanSolo03), who happened to be piloting Hulks accompanying Skywalker. As I recall, HanSolo once made an appearance in minerbumping. This miner claimed gankers are racist, because they discriminate against the Russian “race”. Is Skywalker the victim of NATO discrimination?
Regardless, Krig’s alt Lucy had an objection.
It’s the old “It’s my birthday, and I’ll cry if I want to” scam.
You would cry too, if it happened to you.
ROB decided to evacuate.
Lucy encouraged Skywalker to hurry.
Before biomassing, would Skywalker grant Lucy a medal?
Basically, Sokhar was a lucky winner, invited to Erotica 1’s sexualized ingame glory hole. After several hours of hard study, whilst reading a Wikipedia history of Saint Olga, Our Lady of Kiev, Sokhar became flustered. He began to feel agitated, and this triggered his wife. Someone, let’s call them Justin, might have made an unsympathetic comment about panic attacks. When that didn’t go over well, and Sokhar’s wife saw that he loved EvE Online more than her, the result was nothing less than a literal meltdown. It’s hard to listen to the Sokhar recording, which is why it has been lost to history, but you can’t help but feel bad for this poor woman, who clearly didn’t enjoy EvE.
There’s a lot that could be said, and has been said. An interesting twist is that Sokhar himself insisted no harm was done. However, CSM member Jester the Pleb led a whiteknight crusade for space justice, denouncing Erotica 1 as a predator. He saw Erotica not merely as a video game scammer, but as a real life monster. Ultimately, CCP sided with Sokhar’s wife, and perhaps that was best. However, the truth is less complicated. Erotica is not a griefer. He just wants sex (and money).
I am not writing this as Aiko Danuja, a character in a video game. I am writing as [REDACTED], a polite lady from the SOUTH SIDE, a young up and comer from the block. One day, this strange man I didn’t know, begged me to marry him. He also happened to be Erotica 1.
Although I am a successful journalist in EvE Online, I am also doing well in this world. Sometimes, I just want to focus on real life. Indeed, it is lawful for me to discuss my ex, and his convoluted plans to fuck me (and get rich). So this is about my IRL relationship with Erotica 1.
Erotica made a deliberate decision to repeatedly and proudly reveal his identity to the world, with multiple posts across multiple platforms, all intended to attract attention to himself. I cannot respect Erotica’s decision to dox himself, but I will certainly respect his awe inspiring and truly boundless ambition.
He proposed to me, and I accepted (of course). This makes Erotica my real-life ex-fiancé. So please don’t begrudge me if I affectionately refer to him as Justin, because that’s his name, which he so clearly indicated he wanted to be known by. Of course, I’ll do his family the favor of not acknowledging the full name, which places me in full compliance with NATO privacy laws. So ya, we got engaged…
This is a story about a man, a woman, and the fate of the galaxy (in real life). She played EvE Online, and he was permanently banned (for sex crimes in outer space). However, what if he came back?
Justin decided to make a blog four blogs. That was in itself problematic, as he claimed to be using the irl name of his infant child.
This would not end well.
On his blogs, Erotica openly came out as a man, who enjoys sex. Furthermore, he vowed to save the Ukraine, as champion of Kiev. Meanwhile, he became CEO of NFT Corporation.
At every opportunity, he gleefully doxxed himself.
Erotica’s ‘daughter’ intended to change the world.
