PAHMH

James is a returning newbro… recently undead, if you will.

Something intrigued him.

0.9 is no joke!

How could anything not survive in high security?

To investigate, James joined a Highsec new player corporation.

Here, he was met with a question…

For his semester project, he utilized applied demining theory.

Suddenly, everything changed.

So now he saves the miners, from themselves.

One good deed, deserves another.

James knows where miners go, when they die.

Staying Busy

Jax Ranius > cunts

Tina DeWalt > FAGGETS
Tina DeWalt > STUPID FUCKS
Tina DeWalt > AGAIN
Tina DeWalt > STUPID FUCKS
Tina DeWalt > GET LOST
Tina DeWalt > FIND A DIFFERENT SYSTEM
Tina DeWalt > STOP GANKING MINERS YOU DUMB FUCKS
Zopiclone > Miner calm down
Tina DeWalt > FUCK YOU
Tina DeWalt > GET OUT OF MY SYSTEM

Miners are crazy!

Zopiclone > Your system?
Tina DeWalt > YEP
Zopiclone > You seem to be lost…
Tina DeWalt > OR SHOULD I HUNT YOU ALL DOWN ONE AT A TIME AND GANK YOUR ASSES
Zopiclone > You dont have a Valid Mining Permit.
Tina DeWalt > FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB SHIT
Tina DeWalt > HOW’S THAT FOR A PERMIT?
Zopiclone > You will require a Mining Permit for both of your Hulks
Tina DeWalt > FUCK YOU
Tina DeWalt > GO FUCK YOURSELF
Zopiclone > And because you swore you will pay 200 Million ISK per ship for the year
Tina DeWalt > YEAH NOT HAPPENING
Zopiclone > Calm down Miner

Tina had more to say.

Tina DeWalt > I THINK I’M GOING TO HUNT YOU ALL DOWN ONE AT A TIME AND GANK YOUR ASSES
Tina DeWalt > SOUNDS LIKE FUN TO ME
Tina DeWalt > I WILL GANK BACK REMEMBER THAT
Zopiclone > Sounds like youre over reacting…
Tina DeWalt > kill yourself and do us all a favor
Zopiclone > In game right?

PLOT TWIST: Tina is not a miner.

Tina DeWalt > I don’t mine lol i pretend
Zopiclone > I am really trying to understand…
RRISNER > Gankers are cowards and don’t know how to actually play Eve Online. Enjoy your moment of glory for it will never come again.
Zopiclone > ….??? It comes every 20 minutes

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #243

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #242

Let’s read some old mails.

I get a lot of EvEmail.

This month, we are offering blue passes for just one billion isk.

Well, hello there.

Some miners struggle to communicate.

I have secret agents across the galaxy.

It’s just a lot of fan mail.

Cheerzah!

I’m the Supreme Secretary of Highsec.

Epic salt, in the dustbin of history.

Hrothgar roleplays as ‘New Order’, but anti-CODE.

Nobody likes paranoid Hrothgar (including Lewak)

For all practical purposes, Hrothgar writes a lot.

I’m the best ganker in the history of EvE Online.

Highsec Griefing

I try to follow the rules.

However, some people don’t play by the rules.

There are soo many griefers in EvE Online!

I call it Griefers Online.

Jason Longshot tried to stop me from playing.

OmG!

This is extortion and racketeering!

Judgment was at hand…

Why?

I needed to make money, fast!

Alas, the miners began running a train on me…

WtF!

I was banned from the outer spaces…

…as grief miners took pleasure in my emotional distress.

*BONUS CONTENT*
=BEHIND THE SCENES=

Shory wanted to bully me, away from others.

So he began dimming the gaslight.

Then he began exaggerating.

Next, came the victim blaming.

Finally, the delusions of grandeur.

Stupid miners! 🙂

Hmph!

I have 93 active killrights(((((

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