Aiko Monument

Vinnegar Douche spotted an antiganker, in a hole.

It was crime fighting time!

Check out this video of a real life antiganker!

Anyways, I’ve been wondering….

Would Vinnegar support my proposal?

We need Aiko monuments, in game and in reality!

I was pleased to learn that Vinnegar is a man of reason and culture.

Everyone agrees, it’s time for our first Aiko monument.

So many great ideas!

I want to thank everybody who has supported me, and my alliance.

As always, I have to acknowledge James 315.

I wouldn’t even be here without him.

Honestly, this was all his idea.

Everything is proceeding according to plan.

That’s right.

Cheers!

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Most miners are happy to be ganked.

I give them whatever they desire.

However, sometimes miners are less than satisfied.

In such situations, I know what to do.

Customer satisfaction is my top priority.

Alexander sent an image, to show what he wants.

That’s fine, but I need to get paid.

If I don’t get paid, there’s gonna be trouble.

Ok, calm down miners.

You guys…

That’s right.

OMG.

Always!

Believe it or not, some people don’t want PvP in their PvP battle royale.

Highsec ganking has always been controversial.

Mining permits have always been a part of EvE Online.

Griefer bullies are the best players in EvE Online.

07 Bl4zer, you were a true trailblazer.

We must always fight the carebears.

They’ve always been here, crying and whining.

It’s always been this way.

We know how to deal with miners.

Right?

That’s right.

dock up

Oh hey… sorry I missed you!

I’ve been busy, killing the same people, over and over.

They don’t seem to understand what is happening.

I just want to help.

Life is hard for miners.

We can’t all be PvP champions.

I’m a winner, so they don’t have to be.

Sometimes, wormholers acknowledge my elite status.

You gotta be careful when I’m around.

I’ll just wait for you to fall asleep.

Even antigankers won’t save you.

Just dock up, before it’s too late.

What for?

Miners think we want isk.

They think we want ‘loot’.

As if they have anything worth taking.

Miners are just poors.

They can’t afford to pay us.

We don’t want their petty isk.

We just want to take out the trash.

Of course, they must pay us — that is the law.

This is a textbook protection racket)))

Capiche?

After they pay, we are definitely going to kill them.

That’ll teach them to be SAFE.

That’s how you win EvE Online, without being a quitter.

Cheers!

Where’s the Beef?

Antigankers are kinda stupid.

They enjoy shooting empty pods, and never understand that multiboxers find it helpful. Nobody wants to repetitively click the dock button. It’s quite a convenience to be teleported back home!

Haha, now that is some elite PvP in EvE Online!

PROTIP: Stay safe, and let CONCORD handle the griefers!

Even the best antigankers wonder… is it worth it?

Javencraft44Ace just wants to mine in Highsec.

He begged for peace.

Javen bent the knee, in abject submission.

There was only one problem.

We don’t negotiate with miners.

No matter how incompetent you are…

…you will regret shooting empty pods.

You will gnash your teeth in vain.

That’s right.

You might not like me…

…but I’m here to stay.

I’m invincible!

nobody cares

Sometimes, miners are too busy to mine.

Such people are easily distracted.

They are out to lunch, literally!

Miners are ‘hard’ workers, in real-life.

They are even replicating.

I sure hope they clean up their act.

Sometimes, you just gotta go!

Unfortunately, that’s when it happens!

That’s right!

What are you gonna do?

It’s not like you can use a bottle…

Who has time for mining?

Highsec is the best place to not play EvE Online.

Just relax!

Everything will be fine.

Nobody cares!

Dear Diary

Listening to Russian Hardbass Mix by White Sky

Dear Diary,

Codename Pleb continues to whine.

Anyways, we ganked Hedliner and his Awox alt.

Grrrr Aiko, hat hat hat gunkerz.

Hat hat hat.

GARRRR GROOOOONGREEFEREEEEEE!!1!!!!

Now that’s some Pandemic salt!

Also, do you remember DKslopoke?

Now he’s blackmailing me.

I guess I’ll be banned soon?

Meanwhile, in Halaima, I bewitched the Monster from J124023!

Hey, I’m getting good at this.

Even a monster knows how to treat a Princess.

I put a spell on him.

With friends like this, I will never fail!

While antigankers cry, the people I gank are paying me))))))))

That’s right!

Party never stops
Russian through Highsec
Like it’s Vice City
Cyka blyat
Don’t be afraid of nada
Get ready for the drop
Everyday I drink
Everyday I gank
If you do the same, you are my drug
This is how we party

Antiganking Losers

Antigankers are losers, in real-life.

Codename Razorback spent a year pretending to infiltrate CODE.

All this effort was for naught.

He didn’t even get an “I wasted a year infiltrating CODE.” t-shirt.

Codename is grrrr cringe salty. He spent IRL money on a stupid name.

What a loooooser!

Some people hlurf and blurf, whilst others get it done.

DKslopoke wanted revenge, and he knew antigankers were useless.

So he decided to do it himself.

He even made his own antigank corporation.

Business wasn’t so good, and DK needed isk.

Oops!

Antigankers fail daily, always!

When will antigankers discover the TRUTH?

They are bad at EvE Online!

With enemies like this, we always win!

Haha, ok!

I’m a better antiganker than they are.

Hedliner and his Awox alt griefed newbro Hwark.

Now that’s how you antigank!

A Year of Aiko

Hello, friendos.

It’s been awhile, since James 315 died (in real life).

I remember our last night together, when he observed that the wine tasted rather odd, “With a hint of bitter almonds…”

Meanwhile, the alliance endured a cascade failure.

It was awkward, working with a dead CEO.

Would the community survive, or would we shatter?

Last Christmas, I couldn’t go on, knowing that grade A losers like Super Perforator and Hrothgar were preening themselves with the glory of actual PvP champions. Fortuitously, heroes like loyalanon, Wolf Soprano, Helicity Boson, and Trump the King praised me. I knew what they meant, the time had come to overthrow the old dead God, who left us to rot in the eternal hell of a stagnant alliance.

At long last, I did what had to be done.

The Conference Elite has always supported me.

To be honest, it’s not about James. It never was. The Sheik came long ago, with the blessings of karttoon and the VCBees. Hulkageddon was proclaimed, always! Such wisdom was known to James, and he never claimed otherwise. I’m sure he would understand, and agree, with everything I’ve done.

The CODE. alliance was created by miners, to sell barges and blasters.

Fucking yikes (nine years later).

Super Perforator, the trader, scammed the New Order. When I arrived, there were no Catalysts or modules in the hangars of New Order Logistics. There was nothing but cobwebs, and dusty memories.

James did not create the alliance, nor did he lead the alliance. He watched with dismay, as various pretenders flailed about aimlessly, treating the executorship like a trophy. Shenanigans ensued. Fortunately, John E Normus set things straight, transforming a PvRock roleplay alliance into a genuine PvP freight train. Alas, after loyalanon was banned, the alliance never recovered. In desperation, Kalorned gave James control of the alliance, but James wanted nothing to do with a dead alliance. So he summoned me, in 2018, trusting that an elven vampire Princess would know what to do.

Inspired by Sun Tzu and Thomas Jefferson, James believed that a Code should evolve, and worried that roleplaying gankbears would mindlessly enforce the law. What could be worse, than a bunch of sycophants praising ad nauseum — without undocking? James recognized the need for change, but there was one problem.

James died quite suddenly (and deliberately), because a dead libertarian wants nothing to do with a dead alliance. He had no desire to tell others what to do. They could stay, create a new alliance, whatever. Dead men don’t concern themselves with such matters. Whoever leads, they are the leader.  Of course, James had faith, in a lucky lady.

Some people have been hard on James, arguing that he failed to show leadership. He wouldn’t get in comms, accept conversation requests, engage in discussion, or do anything at all. However, that is not his fault. A dead man simply can’t.

Fortunately, we’ve got a better alliance — stronger and more active.

We can do anything we want.

Bee well.