Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Listening to: Permit Denied
Hey there.
That’s right.
Miners notice me.
Are you cool like me?
I’m a real space celebrity.
They sure love to chat.
You can learn a lot from carebears.
Some miners are crybabies.
I hope they get bulled on.
One day, the miners started fighting.
They hate each other.
Fortunately, I was there to help.
EvE Online is a no bully zone.
Cheerzah brav!
=BONUS CONTENT=
I won a real null battle.
They were bads.
Nullbears can’t even survive Highsec…
I know what happened next!
We killed them all.
That’s right.
RIP!
Get rich quick.
Maybe have fun?
Everybody is welcome!
EvE Online is new player friendly.
That’s right.
Hey there.
Eve Online has some interesting characters.
Isn’t that special?
That’s right!
Well, ok then!
Is that right?
Cheerzah!
Listening to: Gank Hard
Hey there.
Safety is a “herd of morons”.
Isn’t that right?
It’s a common question.
Honestly, we are having fun.
Miners sure have a lot to say.
They don’t like gankers.
We don’t like them either.
The solution is obvious.
That’s right.
That’s right!
That’s right!!!
EvE Online is not an easy game.
We love to help.
CCP needs the money.
Valar morghulis.
That just how it be.
All miners must die.
o7 capsuleer!
Hey there.
I’ve heard what they say.
Miners have a lot to learn.
In EvE Online, someone is always after your goat.
Everybody needs a mining permit.
What do you think?
Cheerzah brav.
Welcome to EvE Online.
That’s right.
Every miner has a dream.
They are gonna get rich quick.
Meanwhile, I’m looking great.
Cheerzah!
The Kingdom of Hayase tried to invade Isanamo.
They were salty pirates.
This is the real EvE Online.
That’s right.
What a happy miner.
Cheerzah!
Listening to: Gonna Get Back
Simo’s First and Second Mining Permits
I sell a lot of permits.
I’m an irl space celebrity.
Simo bought permits for Ikao and Piekura.
For some reason, he decided to mine in Kamio?
Something went terribly wrong!
His space lawyer explained miner rights.
So simo appealed his conviction.
This is the art of a deal.
I even gave free Sirseshin access.
Simo also upgraded from Third to First Class.
It’s all in the CODE.
“No miner can be lawfully ganked unless they are given a full advance warning, with a 60 second truce allowing them to dock up safely. Second Class citizens receive 120 seconds, and First Class citizens enjoy 300 seconds.”
That’s fair, right?
Everything makes perfect sense.
Later, simo discovered a multibot.
Maybe he will start ganking?
That’s right.
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<Hrothy’s Salty Gankbear Tears>
You know I don’t play right
I’m gonna get back when I feel like
I’ll put up a good fight
Uh huh, uh huh
#WINNING
Cheerzah bravs!
