Get rich quick.
Maybe have fun?
Everybody is welcome!
EvE Online is new player friendly.
That’s right.
Big Bounty
Category: Geography
More Easter Eggs
Hey there.
Eve Online has some interesting characters.
Isn’t that special?
That’s right!
Well, ok then!
Is that right?
Cheerzah!
Go Hard
Listening to: Gank Hard
Hey there.
Safety is a “herd of morons”.
Isn’t that right?
It’s a common question.
Honestly, we are having fun.
Miners sure have a lot to say.
They don’t like gankers.
We don’t like them either.
The solution is obvious.
That’s right.
That’s right!
That’s right!!!
Get some.
EvE Online is not an easy game.
We love to help.
CCP needs the money.
Valar morghulis.
That just how it be.
All miners must die.
o7 capsuleer!
Badlife
Hey there.
I’ve heard what they say.
Miners have a lot to learn.
In EvE Online, someone is always after your goat.
Everybody needs a mining permit.
What do you think?
Cheerzah brav.
Pirate Pride
Welcome to EvE Online.
That’s right.
Every miner has a dream.
They are gonna get rich quick.
Meanwhile, I’m looking great.
Cheerzah!
Kingdom Down
The Kingdom of Hayase tried to invade Isanamo.
They were salty pirates.
This is the real EvE Online.
That’s right.
What a happy miner.
Cheerzah!
Simo’s Third Mining Permit
Listening to: Gonna Get Back
Simo’s First and Second Mining Permits
I sell a lot of permits.
I’m an irl space celebrity.
Simo bought permits for Ikao and Piekura.
For some reason, he decided to mine in Kamio?
Something went terribly wrong!
His space lawyer explained miner rights.
So simo appealed his conviction.
This is the art of a deal.
I even gave free Sirseshin access.
Simo also upgraded from Third to First Class.
It’s all in the CODE.
“No miner can be lawfully ganked unless they are given a full advance warning, with a 60 second truce allowing them to dock up safely. Second Class citizens receive 120 seconds, and First Class citizens enjoy 300 seconds.”
That’s fair, right?
Everything makes perfect sense.
Later, simo discovered a multibot.
Maybe he will start ganking?
That’s right.
<=COMING SOON TO A BLOG NEAR YOU=>
<=COMING SOON TO A BLOG NEAR YOU=>
<=COMING SOON TO A BLOG NEAR YOU=>
<Hrothy’s Salty Gankbear Tears>
You know I don’t play right
I’m gonna get back when I feel like
I’ll put up a good fight
Uh huh, uh huh
#WINNING
Cheerzah bravs!
3 Day Ban
Hey there.
Every miner has something to say.
They are such good sports.
Have you killed a bot today?
Cheerzah brav!
That’s right.
Inala Ueshi Kouvo > I got a 3 day ban for telling a dude I hope his mother got cancer after he shot up a friend of mine and I in low sec while we were on a mission
Code Ready Gelhan, Part 55
It’s a love story from beyond time.
This Valentine’s we remember what really matters.
I take personal responsibility for all of that.
Any idiot can create an alliance in EvE Online.
Dead alliances generally have bad leadership.
You can’t silence an obvious truth.
Gai understood the SAFETY CODE. governs Highsec mining.
However, Assistance Group is an entirely different alliance.
Same people (not me), but with different alts.
We They offer Highsec mining assistance, with paid training.
There was no need to wait.
That’s right.
Wow, FREE PvE fits!
To be continued…
