

Hi!


Stay safe out there!


Gudbue!


Official Home of the New Order of Highsec


Hi!


Stay safe out there!


Gudbue!



There is war in SYria.

Miners are learning why.

James 315 died, but Princess Aiko reigns as Queen Regent!

So we did an experiment.

Is bumping effective?

We wanted to know.

Is Silent Company a good alliance?

Our research indicates they are bads.

That is sad.


So we taught them a lesson.

Yes.



It’s important to mine with Safety.


We are always ready.

Thanks for the free ss, bro.



That’s right!


That’s me!

I host the popular Why Was I Ganked? channel.

It’s a place for miners to meet cool people.

That makes me a real space celebrity.

Those other losers have bad alliances with dead channels.

People like me because I’m fun and interesting.


You’ll want to pay attention.

That’s right.




Cheerzah!






Listening to: Permit Denied

Hey there.

That’s right.

Miners notice me.

Are you cool like me?

I’m a real space celebrity.

They sure love to chat.

You can learn a lot from carebears.

Some miners are crybabies.

I hope they get bulled on.

One day, the miners started fighting.

They hate each other.

Fortunately, I was there to help.

EvE Online is a no bully zone.

Cheerzah brav!

=BONUS CONTENT=


I won a real null battle.


They were bads.

Nullbears can’t even survive Highsec…


I know what happened next!

We killed them all.

That’s right.















RIP!


Get rich quick.

Maybe have fun?

Everybody is welcome!

EvE Online is new player friendly.


That’s right.


Hey there.

Eve Online has some interesting characters.

Isn’t that special?

That’s right!

Well, ok then!

Is that right?

Cheerzah!

Listening to: Gank Hard

Hey there.

Safety is a “herd of morons”.

Isn’t that right?


It’s a common question.


Honestly, we are having fun.


Miners sure have a lot to say.


They don’t like gankers.

We don’t like them either.

The solution is obvious.


That’s right.

That’s right!

That’s right!!!




EvE Online is not an easy game.


We love to help.

CCP needs the money.



Valar morghulis.


That just how it be.


All miners must die.


o7 capsuleer!


