Fern Kitsuen’s Big Crash Out

Let’s find out!

Trigger Warning: EvE Online

TLDW:

“Hey guys. I’ll just make this quick so my position is well documented. I just don’t understand why we can’t all play nice. As you know, Loromerth was hiding LGBT flags and there are many many Reddit posts of a high high view count. It’s just not fair that everyone bullies the white male Christian conservative nationalist. To be clear, God hates gays and sent a flood, so the world will burn in hellfire. That would be the best possible consequence. I’m just speaking the truth. Liberals are a dying race, and the future is DJT. Gas is $4.50. The Iran thing ain’t that popular, but Republicans are STILL dominant. The Democrats have given up. He will give us 40 years of dominance over them. Amen brother. Women must submit to their man. Glory Hallelujah. All they can do is make loud EXTREMELY emotional arguments. If you support a transgender, there is a fifty percent chance they will commit suicide. It’s your fault, because you supported them. If this truth makes you angry, that’s great! Instead of folks respecting that and tolerating that, they called me a bigot and they tried to silence me. You know, the real problem these days is how the gays force their politics upon us. These people will justify the killing of babies. We don’t do that here. We do NOT do THAT here. Let’s talk about the Salem witch trials. A man can have a porn addiction, and that’s his right, this is AMERICA. However, don’t wave a rainbow at me. I don’t want anything gay, that’s MY right. I’m so sick of snowflakes. They want to take the moral high ground. Did you know they stole the Bible and used it against us? It’s SAD. They appropriated OUR rainbow! It’s the same thing Muslims are doing. That’s the LGBT agenda. The gays and browns might rise up and enforce Sharia law. Hey, you know, it is what it is. I didn’t have to speak up, but I wanted to give a message and a shout out to my fellow brothers. Getting kicked out of Goons is a reward. Just embrace it. The left is angry, but, at least they are losers. Hey, have you been to Europe? It’s weird there. I love you guys. If you got any questions about what I’ve said, you know where to find me. I go to the gym. So that’s about it. I’m speaking from a position of love, because a real man speaks up for his Volk. Wow, that was a very very long talk.”
– Fern Kitsuen

What a diva.

Just look at her.

Fern Kitsuen and his her buddy Lorumerth are drama queens.

They are space bigots, like Cat Sky and Please GasTheKikes.

It seems crazy.

The EvE Community isn’t having it.

I hope Lorumerth and Fern fleet up with Cat Sky!

One thing I’ve learned about EvE Online…

It always crosses a line.

That’s right.

Fern has his own version of the story.

What a guy.

Watch out for jinxes!

Hey, I’ve seen that movie…

So, what kind of EvE player are you?

o7 capsuleers!

Are we the Gankers?

Over the years, I have received many questions…

…and more than a few complaints!

Are people in my alliance ganking?

I thought we were antigankers???

I’m not sure what to say.

It is rather strange…

I wonder if the miners will ever understand?

Am I still getting these mails?

Yep!

It’s a real mystery!

That’s right.

That’s right!

Antiganker PRIDE!

o7 capsuleers!

=BONUS CONTENT=

Antiganking Fail

I finally finished watching that new show.

Local was full of idiots.

They were jealous of our free time.

I guess they are content.

I decided to undock and check it out.

Suddenly CONCORD (and gate guns)!

That’s right.

I accepted their generous offerings.

Carebears aren’t very good at PvP.

I hope they had fun.

Miners are kinda weird.

A few moments later…

=BONUS KILLMAIL=

Later that evening…

That’s right.

I’m the best!

=LIVE BLOG CONTINUES=

What a game…

In EvE Online, there’s always more to the story.

o7 capsuleers!

=MOMENT OF TRUTH=

Where is the Mack?

My Pickup Gang continues to roam Highsec.

Who will we pick up next?

A likely target…

Get picked on!

Flamguard found himself at the local licensing office.

Fortunately, he knew a few Goon agents.

Can you guess what happened next (NO PEEKING).

Are you ready?

That’s right.

Suddenly, our story took a familiar turn…

Did you guess correctly?

Aiko Danuja was ready to help (again).

Another satisfied customer!

=BONUS CUSTOMER SERVICE=

We don’t do contracts.

I love this game!

That’s right.

What a paranoid miner!

He got what he deserved.

Krig’s Korner, Episode 27

Krig’s Korner, Episode 26

Stay Safe!

Highsec is a dangerous place.

Transphobic racist ‘Christian’ valfurian saraki vowed revenge.

This time, he had a cunning plan.

April ‘Short’ Skirt (not a trannie) was eager to help.

valfurian was pleased with the plan.

He remembered his encounter with that bwitch Aiko Danuja.

This time, he would be ready for her.

After a week, he got the weapons online.

Soon, it would be time…

Can you guess what happened next?

NO PEEKING!

Are you ready?

Ready or not, here we come!

Did you guess correctly?

That’s right.

Can you guess what happened next?

That’s right.

To be continued…